Post by Punk19 on Jul 7, 2006 18:36:03 GMT -5
Me: Didn't I tell you we weren't going down?
Nirvana: Yeah, you sure showed them.
Me: Oh, hello everyone and welcome back
Nirvana: We have had a few troubles in our third season, but our CEO fixed them.
Me: This fourth season will be better than last for one of two reasons...
Nirvana: One, we have new fighters...
Me: And two, we have a better building and rights for our fights.
Nirvana: Tonights fight will be focused on sibling rivalry.
Me: yessir, our newest fighter, Sliver, daughter of Slappy, signed a contract and said right off that she wanted to fight her brother.
Nirvana: A novice against an amateur? Should be interesting.
Fireworks and water splash off into the sky and Skid Row sounds from the speakers. The Red Doors open and a shadowy figure walks out. More fireworks are lit and flamethrowers are shooting out fire. Sliver walks out to a huge ovation wearing a silver robe. Tommy Jarvis follows slowly behind her. A few boos are heard from the stands.
Me: Sliver is our newest fighter.
Nirvana: She weighs 32 lbs and is two feet eleven inches tall. She has been traiining ever since her borther Sloppy started fighting. Her trainer is none other than Triple H.
Me: I can see her father in the stands.
Nirvana: Really? Where?
Me: Right there.
Nirvana: Oh yeah, hey he's booing.
Me: World's full of surprises.
Nirvana: Yeah, surprises
Fireworks and flamethrowers go off, laughter slowly drifts from the speaker system. The Yellow Doors open and a shadow comes forward. Sloppy looks from the right to the left and sneers. Slappy continues to boo, the audience cheers are unstoppable. Undertaker walks behind Sloppy slowly. He has a wide smile on his face.
Me: Sloppy, the youngest athlete alive, has been with our program from the very beginning. He's won 5 out of seven of his matches and as of yet, not lost his title.
Nirvana: But will that change tonight?
Me: Sloppy weighs 22 lbs and is one foot eleven inches tall. He is the son and brother of Slappy and Sliver.
Nirvana: Maybe my brother and I should both be down there.
Me: No, you stay up here with me.
Mr. Wood walks out of the Red Doors to a huge ovation. Slappy continues to boo.
Nirvana: What's he doing out there?
Me: Didn't anyone tell you?
Nirvana: Tell me what?
Me: That Mr. Wood is our ref for tonight.
Nirvana: Oh, you went over the rules of the fight....right
Me: Taken care of.
Mr. Wood: Step into the middle of the ring please.
Sliver dances to the middle of the ring while Sloppy just walks.
Mr. Wood: You know the rules, I'm to repeat a few. Watch your low blows and your kidney punches. Go to your corner and wait for the bell.
Sliver dances to her corner and Sloppy runs to his. Once there, Mr. Wood blows the whistle.
Round One
Sliver dances over and lands fifty punches to Sloppy's stomach, Sloppy falls to the floor and screams. Sliver runs over to the ropes and with a jump, she lands on the canvas floor. Sloppy grabs her long brown hair and dragging her, he punches and scrapes at her face. Sliver escapes and lands a fatal punch to his midsection.
End of Round One
Me: A fantastic round.
Nirvana: I'll say.
Ref: Violation, Sliver, punch to midsection.
Me: A very nicely landed punch.
Round Two
Sliver races over to Sloppy's corner and begins to beat him roughly about the face. Sloppy's screams are heard all over the place, Slappy begins to cheer. Sliver takes her hands and entwines them into Sloppy's stomach. Sloppy screams are heard all around. Suddenly, he is up, pounding his way onto Sliver. Sliver is now the one who is screaming. Suddenly, one of her hands is tossed from the ring. It lands on Slappy's lap.
End of Round Two
Me: That was brutal
Nirvana: I'd say
Me: From what I saw, I didn't see any violations.
Nirvana: Did you see where Sliver's hand went?
Me: Yeah, right over there on Slappy's lap.
Nirvana: What in the world is he doing to it?
Me: Looks like he's...Dressing it up in doll clothes.
The cameras pick up on the ref picking up Sliver's hand from Slappy and giving it to Tommy. Tommy walks over to Sliver and replaces her hand. Slappy's laughter can be heard.
Me: The ref is about to announce the third and last round of this fight.
Nirvana: It's a close fight.
Me: Very close.
Round Three
Sliver, with a wild scream, jumps up onto the canvas and lands a heavy punch to Sloppy's gut. Sloppy groans and falls to the floor, Sliver jumps up on his stomach and begins to dance on it. Suddenly, she is thrown off, and Sloppy is on top of her, punching the lights out of her. Before everyone knows it, pieces of Slivers brown hair is being thrown into the stands. Then a shoe is thrown. Afterwards Sliver is up and stumbling around, she fumbles around then she falls down exhausted.
End of Round Three
Me: Now that was an awesome round.
Nirvana: Yeah, and I got a strand of her hair.
Me: She'll kill you over getting that back.
Nirvana: Did you notice how much taller I am to her?
Microphone Gal: Sloppy, you have won this fight and retained your title, what are your thoughts?
Sloppy: I beat her fair and square, but she's still my sister.
Microphone Gal: So, your worried about her.
Sloppy: Yeah, if she was yours wouldn't you?
Microphone Gal: Yeah, yes I would.
Me: Well everyone, this nights fight turned to be a great comeback.
Nirvana: We'll see you again in a few days.
Me: Until then, remember to keep those fights rolling.
Nirvana: Yeah, you sure showed them.
Me: Oh, hello everyone and welcome back
Nirvana: We have had a few troubles in our third season, but our CEO fixed them.
Me: This fourth season will be better than last for one of two reasons...
Nirvana: One, we have new fighters...
Me: And two, we have a better building and rights for our fights.
Nirvana: Tonights fight will be focused on sibling rivalry.
Me: yessir, our newest fighter, Sliver, daughter of Slappy, signed a contract and said right off that she wanted to fight her brother.
Nirvana: A novice against an amateur? Should be interesting.
Fireworks and water splash off into the sky and Skid Row sounds from the speakers. The Red Doors open and a shadowy figure walks out. More fireworks are lit and flamethrowers are shooting out fire. Sliver walks out to a huge ovation wearing a silver robe. Tommy Jarvis follows slowly behind her. A few boos are heard from the stands.
Me: Sliver is our newest fighter.
Nirvana: She weighs 32 lbs and is two feet eleven inches tall. She has been traiining ever since her borther Sloppy started fighting. Her trainer is none other than Triple H.
Me: I can see her father in the stands.
Nirvana: Really? Where?
Me: Right there.
Nirvana: Oh yeah, hey he's booing.
Me: World's full of surprises.
Nirvana: Yeah, surprises
Fireworks and flamethrowers go off, laughter slowly drifts from the speaker system. The Yellow Doors open and a shadow comes forward. Sloppy looks from the right to the left and sneers. Slappy continues to boo, the audience cheers are unstoppable. Undertaker walks behind Sloppy slowly. He has a wide smile on his face.
Me: Sloppy, the youngest athlete alive, has been with our program from the very beginning. He's won 5 out of seven of his matches and as of yet, not lost his title.
Nirvana: But will that change tonight?
Me: Sloppy weighs 22 lbs and is one foot eleven inches tall. He is the son and brother of Slappy and Sliver.
Nirvana: Maybe my brother and I should both be down there.
Me: No, you stay up here with me.
Mr. Wood walks out of the Red Doors to a huge ovation. Slappy continues to boo.
Nirvana: What's he doing out there?
Me: Didn't anyone tell you?
Nirvana: Tell me what?
Me: That Mr. Wood is our ref for tonight.
Nirvana: Oh, you went over the rules of the fight....right
Me: Taken care of.
Mr. Wood: Step into the middle of the ring please.
Sliver dances to the middle of the ring while Sloppy just walks.
Mr. Wood: You know the rules, I'm to repeat a few. Watch your low blows and your kidney punches. Go to your corner and wait for the bell.
Sliver dances to her corner and Sloppy runs to his. Once there, Mr. Wood blows the whistle.
Round One
Sliver dances over and lands fifty punches to Sloppy's stomach, Sloppy falls to the floor and screams. Sliver runs over to the ropes and with a jump, she lands on the canvas floor. Sloppy grabs her long brown hair and dragging her, he punches and scrapes at her face. Sliver escapes and lands a fatal punch to his midsection.
End of Round One
Me: A fantastic round.
Nirvana: I'll say.
Ref: Violation, Sliver, punch to midsection.
Me: A very nicely landed punch.
Round Two
Sliver races over to Sloppy's corner and begins to beat him roughly about the face. Sloppy's screams are heard all over the place, Slappy begins to cheer. Sliver takes her hands and entwines them into Sloppy's stomach. Sloppy screams are heard all around. Suddenly, he is up, pounding his way onto Sliver. Sliver is now the one who is screaming. Suddenly, one of her hands is tossed from the ring. It lands on Slappy's lap.
End of Round Two
Me: That was brutal
Nirvana: I'd say
Me: From what I saw, I didn't see any violations.
Nirvana: Did you see where Sliver's hand went?
Me: Yeah, right over there on Slappy's lap.
Nirvana: What in the world is he doing to it?
Me: Looks like he's...Dressing it up in doll clothes.
The cameras pick up on the ref picking up Sliver's hand from Slappy and giving it to Tommy. Tommy walks over to Sliver and replaces her hand. Slappy's laughter can be heard.
Me: The ref is about to announce the third and last round of this fight.
Nirvana: It's a close fight.
Me: Very close.
Round Three
Sliver, with a wild scream, jumps up onto the canvas and lands a heavy punch to Sloppy's gut. Sloppy groans and falls to the floor, Sliver jumps up on his stomach and begins to dance on it. Suddenly, she is thrown off, and Sloppy is on top of her, punching the lights out of her. Before everyone knows it, pieces of Slivers brown hair is being thrown into the stands. Then a shoe is thrown. Afterwards Sliver is up and stumbling around, she fumbles around then she falls down exhausted.
End of Round Three
Me: Now that was an awesome round.
Nirvana: Yeah, and I got a strand of her hair.
Me: She'll kill you over getting that back.
Nirvana: Did you notice how much taller I am to her?
Microphone Gal: Sloppy, you have won this fight and retained your title, what are your thoughts?
Sloppy: I beat her fair and square, but she's still my sister.
Microphone Gal: So, your worried about her.
Sloppy: Yeah, if she was yours wouldn't you?
Microphone Gal: Yeah, yes I would.
Me: Well everyone, this nights fight turned to be a great comeback.
Nirvana: We'll see you again in a few days.
Me: Until then, remember to keep those fights rolling.