Post by Punk19 on May 31, 2006 15:11:15 GMT -5
Nirvana: I'm surprised you're back here tonight.
Me: I had no choice.
Nirvana: With what Pennywise and Big Red...
Me: I know, I know.
Nirvana: I must say, I had a good time watching them rip your clothes off.
Me: That's enough.
Nirvana: Then there was the screamig...
Me: Nirvana...
Nirvana: And...and then I was knocked out.
Me: A big thanks to Slappy.
Nirvana: SadlyYeah, thanks. WhispersAnd I was just about to watch you have some fun.
Me: I'll send you a box of recorded tapes of what happened.
Nirvana: Rock on!
Me: Tonights fight is a rematch between our four great fighters.
Nirvana: Well, technically it cannot be considered a rematch.
Me: Why do you say that?
Nirvana: Because one of the fighters hasn't even had a match with...
Me: Yeah, well it is still considered a rematch.
The ref comes over the speakers and starts to talk.
Ref: Boss...
Me: Yeah...
Ref: Tonights match is against eight fighters.
Me: What?!
Audience: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nirvana blares through the speakers and firelasers go off above the colliseum that makes the audience screech with fright and excitement. The Yellow Doors open and Pennywise walks out. Tommy Jarvis quickly runs up beside and begins to hand him a few towels and a bottle of water. Pennywise takes the water but tosses the towels away. The audience shrieks and a little girl throws Pennywise kisses.
Me: Pennywise weighs 300 lbs even and is seven feet tall. He bench presses a hundred and eleven pounds and from what I've heard...
Nirvana: He eats twenty raw eggs every morning...Now was that hard?
Me: Shut up...MutteringAsshole.
Nirvana: I heard that...Bitch.
Pennywise clambers up to the arena floor and walks over to his yellow padded corner. Once there, Tommy takes his robe off and a flash of yellow illuminates from the floors. Wrestling Champion Of The World shows up in big gold letters. A smile widens on Pennywise's face as he takes it off and lays it on the ropes.
Me: Our next fighter should be coming out right at about...now.
Fireworks, lasers, flames, and the music from Twister Sister screams out towards the audience. The Red Doors open and Big Red walks out. Undertaker races beside him with ever quickening strides. The audience is going crazy with madness.
Me: Big Red weighs two hundred and ten pounds and bench presses three hundred pounds. He eats twelve raw steaks every day.
Nirvana: I guess I'll never see my three hundred dollars.
Me: What'd I tell you.
Nirvana: Yeah yeah...Lost one hundred to Pennywise and two hundred to Big Red...IN A STUPID ARM WRESTLING MATCH!
Me: Never challenge a wrestler.
The audience begins to jump up and down. Pages flip back and forth from their pamplets. They begin to scream. Slowly the Green Doors open. Fog billows in. Razor blades roar on. The flamethrowers shoot off. Slowly Slappy walks out. His short spindle limbs carry his body carefully. Chuckyfan101 walks beside him holding a few towels, a bottle of water, a first aid kit, and somoe sponges. He is smiling greatly from ear to ear.
Me: Slappy is our Light Weight Boxing Champion.
Nirvana: Slappy wieghs twenty five lbs and is two feet tall. He runs three miles a day and from what I have read on his record, he eats a hundred and three hard boiled eggs a day.
Me: UGK!
Nirvana: Tell me about it.
The audience sits down and yawns. Booing is heard. Pages from the pamplets are ripped and balled up. Slowly the Blue Doors open. Sloppy walks out. The audience begins throwing the ripped papers from the pamplets at Sloppy. Caf walks beside him, he deflecks the flying missiles.
Me: Sloppy is the worlds youngest athlete, due to him being only eleven months old. He weighs twelve lbs and is a short one foot eleven inches tall. Sloppy bench presses forty lbs a day.
Nirvana: A little on the short side isn't he?
Me: Size doesn't really matter now does it.
Nirvana: Tell that to Pennywise.
Fireworks and little pieaces of paper are thrown out onto the audience as the Lime Green Doors open. Wally walks out with Mr. Sawdust and Mr. Wood walking alongside him. Acer, Crazy Ralph are behind them. They are holding towels, first aid kits, water towels and robes. The audience is going nuts with excitement.
Me: Wally weighs twenty one lbs and is two feet tall. He runs twelve miles a day and eats three cup fulls of raw eggs each and every day. Wally is Slappy's brother, twin borther, and he is Sloppy's uncle. Wally bench presses sixty five lbs a day.
Nirvana: Mr. Wood weighs eighteen lbs and is two feet tall. He runs twenty five miles a day and eats thirty four glasses of raw eggs a day. Mr. Wood bench presses a hundred lbs a day.
Me: Mr. Sawdust weighs ten lbs and is one foot eleven inches tall. He runs five miles a day and bench pressed fifty-four lbs yesterday. He eats twelve raw eggs every morning.
Fireworks, flamethrowers, lasers, sprinklers, a tiny pieces of paper fall out into the the audience. Five teenage girls scream with excitement and leap into the air. The steel doors open and a deafening scraping sound is heard. Freddy Krueger walks out with a devils smile plastered to his face. Jaysif follows him. His arms are bandaged up and an eight inch long cut is seen on his face.
Me: Freddy Krueger weighs a hundred and forty-four lbs and is six feet tall. He runs twelve miles a day and eats three big glasses of raw eggs and meat a day. He bench presses a hundred and twenty lbs a day.
Nirvana: What happened to Jaysif?
Me: Jaysif...
Jaysif: Yeah...
Me: What happened to you?
Jaysif: MuttersRasor practise boss.
Freddy Krueger, Wally, Mr. Sawdust, Mr.wood and Sloppy climb into the arena and walk to their corners. Jaysif takes off Freddy's belt, a shining yellow belt with the words Mostly Feared Wrestling Championglistens from it. Caf takes off Sloppy's belt and The Worlds Youngest Athlete glistens from it. Crazy Ralph takes off Mr. Wood's robe and Unpredictable Wrestling Champion glistens from it is sparkling golden letters. Mr. Sawdust tears off his robe and The Worlds Third Youngest Athlete shines from it in yellowish golden letters.
Me: A wonderful fight is about to take place.
Nirvana: I splendid fight with splendid fighters.
Me: Lets not let this fight wait any longer.
Nirvana: Start the fight.
Ref: Okay, you all know that low punches, kidney punches and double helix punches are illegal here. When I blow my whistle, start fighting. Blows whistle
Pennywise races over to Big Red and flips him over his shoulder. Big Red bounces up and slams his fists into Pennywise's midsection. Pennywise doubles over. Big Red starts pounding his way into Pennywise's stomach. Pennywise falls onto the floor with a yelp of pain. Blood splatters from his lips and a rip is heard.
Sloppy is pounding away at Slappy with empressive force. Slappy dodges five and sends fifteen back with screams of torture. Sloppy falls to the floor, his head snaps back and a massive bang is heard. Slappy jumps onto Sloppy's stomach and begins to pound and thrash Sloppy's head into a steel pole.
Mr. Wood, Wally, and Mr. Sawdust are throwing punch after punch after punch into each other with wild screams. Mr. Wood is bleeding badly from his nose and Wally is struggling to stand upright. Mr. Sawdust is doubled over on the floor. Freddy Krueger walks over and slams Wally and Mr. Sawdust into a steel pole.
Pennywise and Big Red punch their way into the middle of the arena were Freddy Krueger is waiting. Freddy flashes his razor out and catches Pennywise's arm. Pennywise squeals in pain, Big Red makes a double flip and slams his fists into Freddy's nose. Freddy falls onto Slappy, whom has been taken down by Wally.
Mr. Sawdust and Sloppy run out from the arena, they have given up. Mr. Wood follows them. Wally and Slappy soon, after a few well placed punches, give up. Freddy Krueger and Big Red and Pennywise are left in the arena.
Freddy slams his fists into Big Red but misses and instead breaks his hands on a block of cement. Pennywise tears into Freddy's skin and before they all know it, Freddy is crawling from the arena. Big Red slams his fists into Pennywise, Pennywise returns them. They fight for a few minutes before a draw is made.
Me: Sloppy has a broken neck and ribs.
Nirvana: Freddy has a broken hand, and torn skin.
Me: Wally and Mr. Wood have deep cuts on their faces.
Nirvana: Mr. Sawdust has a broken collar bone.
Me: Big Red has a broken nose, three broken ribs and a broken finger.
Nirvana: Slappy has broken one leg, arm and his....is broken.
Me: Pennywise has a broken jaw and collar bone.
Nirvana: The fight is a draw, Pennywise and Big Red both win.
Me: Until next time, bye now.
Me: I had no choice.
Nirvana: With what Pennywise and Big Red...
Me: I know, I know.
Nirvana: I must say, I had a good time watching them rip your clothes off.
Me: That's enough.
Nirvana: Then there was the screamig...
Me: Nirvana...
Nirvana: And...and then I was knocked out.
Me: A big thanks to Slappy.
Nirvana: SadlyYeah, thanks. WhispersAnd I was just about to watch you have some fun.
Me: I'll send you a box of recorded tapes of what happened.
Nirvana: Rock on!
Me: Tonights fight is a rematch between our four great fighters.
Nirvana: Well, technically it cannot be considered a rematch.
Me: Why do you say that?
Nirvana: Because one of the fighters hasn't even had a match with...
Me: Yeah, well it is still considered a rematch.
The ref comes over the speakers and starts to talk.
Ref: Boss...
Me: Yeah...
Ref: Tonights match is against eight fighters.
Me: What?!
Audience: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nirvana blares through the speakers and firelasers go off above the colliseum that makes the audience screech with fright and excitement. The Yellow Doors open and Pennywise walks out. Tommy Jarvis quickly runs up beside and begins to hand him a few towels and a bottle of water. Pennywise takes the water but tosses the towels away. The audience shrieks and a little girl throws Pennywise kisses.
Me: Pennywise weighs 300 lbs even and is seven feet tall. He bench presses a hundred and eleven pounds and from what I've heard...
Nirvana: He eats twenty raw eggs every morning...Now was that hard?
Me: Shut up...MutteringAsshole.
Nirvana: I heard that...Bitch.
Pennywise clambers up to the arena floor and walks over to his yellow padded corner. Once there, Tommy takes his robe off and a flash of yellow illuminates from the floors. Wrestling Champion Of The World shows up in big gold letters. A smile widens on Pennywise's face as he takes it off and lays it on the ropes.
Me: Our next fighter should be coming out right at about...now.
Fireworks, lasers, flames, and the music from Twister Sister screams out towards the audience. The Red Doors open and Big Red walks out. Undertaker races beside him with ever quickening strides. The audience is going crazy with madness.
Me: Big Red weighs two hundred and ten pounds and bench presses three hundred pounds. He eats twelve raw steaks every day.
Nirvana: I guess I'll never see my three hundred dollars.
Me: What'd I tell you.
Nirvana: Yeah yeah...Lost one hundred to Pennywise and two hundred to Big Red...IN A STUPID ARM WRESTLING MATCH!
Me: Never challenge a wrestler.
The audience begins to jump up and down. Pages flip back and forth from their pamplets. They begin to scream. Slowly the Green Doors open. Fog billows in. Razor blades roar on. The flamethrowers shoot off. Slowly Slappy walks out. His short spindle limbs carry his body carefully. Chuckyfan101 walks beside him holding a few towels, a bottle of water, a first aid kit, and somoe sponges. He is smiling greatly from ear to ear.
Me: Slappy is our Light Weight Boxing Champion.
Nirvana: Slappy wieghs twenty five lbs and is two feet tall. He runs three miles a day and from what I have read on his record, he eats a hundred and three hard boiled eggs a day.
Me: UGK!
Nirvana: Tell me about it.
The audience sits down and yawns. Booing is heard. Pages from the pamplets are ripped and balled up. Slowly the Blue Doors open. Sloppy walks out. The audience begins throwing the ripped papers from the pamplets at Sloppy. Caf walks beside him, he deflecks the flying missiles.
Me: Sloppy is the worlds youngest athlete, due to him being only eleven months old. He weighs twelve lbs and is a short one foot eleven inches tall. Sloppy bench presses forty lbs a day.
Nirvana: A little on the short side isn't he?
Me: Size doesn't really matter now does it.
Nirvana: Tell that to Pennywise.
Fireworks and little pieaces of paper are thrown out onto the audience as the Lime Green Doors open. Wally walks out with Mr. Sawdust and Mr. Wood walking alongside him. Acer, Crazy Ralph are behind them. They are holding towels, first aid kits, water towels and robes. The audience is going nuts with excitement.
Me: Wally weighs twenty one lbs and is two feet tall. He runs twelve miles a day and eats three cup fulls of raw eggs each and every day. Wally is Slappy's brother, twin borther, and he is Sloppy's uncle. Wally bench presses sixty five lbs a day.
Nirvana: Mr. Wood weighs eighteen lbs and is two feet tall. He runs twenty five miles a day and eats thirty four glasses of raw eggs a day. Mr. Wood bench presses a hundred lbs a day.
Me: Mr. Sawdust weighs ten lbs and is one foot eleven inches tall. He runs five miles a day and bench pressed fifty-four lbs yesterday. He eats twelve raw eggs every morning.
Fireworks, flamethrowers, lasers, sprinklers, a tiny pieces of paper fall out into the the audience. Five teenage girls scream with excitement and leap into the air. The steel doors open and a deafening scraping sound is heard. Freddy Krueger walks out with a devils smile plastered to his face. Jaysif follows him. His arms are bandaged up and an eight inch long cut is seen on his face.
Me: Freddy Krueger weighs a hundred and forty-four lbs and is six feet tall. He runs twelve miles a day and eats three big glasses of raw eggs and meat a day. He bench presses a hundred and twenty lbs a day.
Nirvana: What happened to Jaysif?
Me: Jaysif...
Jaysif: Yeah...
Me: What happened to you?
Jaysif: MuttersRasor practise boss.
Freddy Krueger, Wally, Mr. Sawdust, Mr.wood and Sloppy climb into the arena and walk to their corners. Jaysif takes off Freddy's belt, a shining yellow belt with the words Mostly Feared Wrestling Championglistens from it. Caf takes off Sloppy's belt and The Worlds Youngest Athlete glistens from it. Crazy Ralph takes off Mr. Wood's robe and Unpredictable Wrestling Champion glistens from it is sparkling golden letters. Mr. Sawdust tears off his robe and The Worlds Third Youngest Athlete shines from it in yellowish golden letters.
Me: A wonderful fight is about to take place.
Nirvana: I splendid fight with splendid fighters.
Me: Lets not let this fight wait any longer.
Nirvana: Start the fight.
Ref: Okay, you all know that low punches, kidney punches and double helix punches are illegal here. When I blow my whistle, start fighting. Blows whistle
Pennywise races over to Big Red and flips him over his shoulder. Big Red bounces up and slams his fists into Pennywise's midsection. Pennywise doubles over. Big Red starts pounding his way into Pennywise's stomach. Pennywise falls onto the floor with a yelp of pain. Blood splatters from his lips and a rip is heard.
Sloppy is pounding away at Slappy with empressive force. Slappy dodges five and sends fifteen back with screams of torture. Sloppy falls to the floor, his head snaps back and a massive bang is heard. Slappy jumps onto Sloppy's stomach and begins to pound and thrash Sloppy's head into a steel pole.
Mr. Wood, Wally, and Mr. Sawdust are throwing punch after punch after punch into each other with wild screams. Mr. Wood is bleeding badly from his nose and Wally is struggling to stand upright. Mr. Sawdust is doubled over on the floor. Freddy Krueger walks over and slams Wally and Mr. Sawdust into a steel pole.
Pennywise and Big Red punch their way into the middle of the arena were Freddy Krueger is waiting. Freddy flashes his razor out and catches Pennywise's arm. Pennywise squeals in pain, Big Red makes a double flip and slams his fists into Freddy's nose. Freddy falls onto Slappy, whom has been taken down by Wally.
Mr. Sawdust and Sloppy run out from the arena, they have given up. Mr. Wood follows them. Wally and Slappy soon, after a few well placed punches, give up. Freddy Krueger and Big Red and Pennywise are left in the arena.
Freddy slams his fists into Big Red but misses and instead breaks his hands on a block of cement. Pennywise tears into Freddy's skin and before they all know it, Freddy is crawling from the arena. Big Red slams his fists into Pennywise, Pennywise returns them. They fight for a few minutes before a draw is made.
Me: Sloppy has a broken neck and ribs.
Nirvana: Freddy has a broken hand, and torn skin.
Me: Wally and Mr. Wood have deep cuts on their faces.
Nirvana: Mr. Sawdust has a broken collar bone.
Me: Big Red has a broken nose, three broken ribs and a broken finger.
Nirvana: Slappy has broken one leg, arm and his....is broken.
Me: Pennywise has a broken jaw and collar bone.
Nirvana: The fight is a draw, Pennywise and Big Red both win.
Me: Until next time, bye now.