Post by Punk19 on Apr 2, 2006 4:12:40 GMT -5
Me: And welcome to Movie Central.
Nirvana: We have a mighty show for you all tonight.
Me: Due to the resent flare up of our programs, we have decided to come back for another season.
Nirvana: We have made a hell of a lot of fights for this season.
Me: A lot more than last season.
Nirvana: From our ratings last fall, the favorite fighters were Pennywise, Big Red, Slappy, and Joker.
Me: I'm surprised Joker made it into the top five canidates.
Nirvana: So was I, he hadn't the best season.
Me: Maybe this season will be better for him.
Nirvana: Hope so, I don't feel like having my head bashed in when I deduct his check.
Me: That's why you do it and not me.
Flames shoot out of the side of the stage and the drums go off.
Me: Looks like one of our fighters is coming out.
Nirvana: Did we mention that this was a match fight?
Me: That is so true.
Nirvana: It's what our fans wanted.
Me: And they'll get it.
The audience screams and pounds their feet. Pennywise walks out of the Red door wearing his golden belt with red letters on it that say Wrestling Champion Of The World on it.
Me: Look at Pennywise.
Nirvana: Just looks so happy.
Me: Should be happy, bench pressed three hundred pounds last month.
Nirvana: Guess I'll have to work harder to get back that hundred bucks he owes me.
Me: Careful Nirvana, I heard he could break ribs like a snake.
Nirvana: Nice, thank you for destroying my breakfast.
Me: You're welcome.
Pennywise walks to the stage and mounts it. He raises his eyes to the podium and nods his head, Nirvana and I nod ours back. He takes off his robe and tosses it to Tommy Jarvis. Tommy brings him over a drink of water but Pennywise tosses it aside just like the robe.
Me: Pennywise is anxious to begin this fight.
Nirvana: I'm also anxious.
Me: I have a very bad feeling about the competetors.
Nirvana: Who are the competetors anyways?
Me: You'll have to wait and see.
Nirvana: I'm up to my knees in blood already.
Fireworks and flames shoot up from behind the podium and Judas Priest begins to blast from the speakers, Big Red walks out of the Blue doors with a pink robe on. Lagging a little behind him is Chuckyfan101.
Me: Chuckfan101 gave up his position of towel boy for Pennywise because he felt too much fright towards him.
Nirvana: How'd Pennywise react?
Me: He didn't do anything, Tommy jumped at the opportunity.
Nirvana: Tommy and Pennywise, nice pair up.
Me: That's what I said.
Big Red walks over to the stage and mounts it. He turns to the pondium and salutes, Nirvana and I salute him back. Chuckyfan101 takes off Big Red's robe and exposes a Golden belt with Wrestling Champion Of The Universe on the buckle.
Me: Mmmmmm, delicious.
Nirvana: What is?
Me: Big Red.
Nirvana: Um, I thought Pennywise was...
Me: He is, but Big Red is my husband.
Nirvana: Damn, taken.
Me: Poor Nirvana.
Soft music plays from the speakers and a soft sprinkle of paper falls on the audience. Much of the audience boos, but some of them cheer. Joker walks out of the Lime Green and following him is Undertaker. Joker isn't wearing a robe, and he no belt.
Me: Joker was the worlds undermined boxing champion, but he lost the title to John Wayne Gacy five months ago.
Nirvana: Wasn't much of a match if you call it a match.
Me: Joker was beaten to a pulp.
Nirvana: I heard he lost five teeth.
Me: And his hand was broken.
Nirvana: Yowza.
Me: Tell me about it.
Joker: Hey jackasses, I can hear you up there.
Nirvana: It was her.
Joker climbs unto the stage and glares at Pennywise and Big Red. Undertaker brings over a chair and Joker sits down on it. The booing follows him. He continues to glare through Pennywise and Big Red. I shake my head sadly.
Nirvana: My brother sure picked the looser.
Me: Looks that way.
Nirvana: Joker's not serious enough to fight such fighters as Pennywise and Big Red.
Me: Hate to say it, but you're right.
Nirvana: Why did you hire him anyways?
Me: He's a boxer. We needed a couple more boxers.
Rob Zomie blares through the speakers and fire works shoot off into the sky. The audience screams as the chain-linked doors on the left side open. Mr. Cool walks out with a gruesome smile on his face. He is followed by Mrs. Loomis. He is wearing a robe of green.
Me: Well, atleast Joker picked a good partner. I'll give him that much.
Nirvana: He'll still loose.
Me: I'm still betting my money on Pennywise and Big Red.
Nirvana: A thousand on both.
Me: A hundred on both. A thousand is too much.
Nirvana: A hundred is to little.
Me: Atleast I spend my money wisely.
The ref walks out onto the stage and the lights flash off. One small light focuses on him as a microphone is lowered down towards him.
Ref: What up people, tonight we have a show to be a sure treat for every family of fighters. Tonight we pit Pennywise and Big Red against Joker and Mr. Cool.
Mixture of booing and cheering. Many of the spectators in the stands bedin to throw plastic cups at the stage.
Ref: Tonight a title is sacrificed in the Tag Team Slaughter Match.
Booing and more cups throwing. Now empty bottles of beer are being thrown.
Me: Our spectators are just mad tonight.
Nirvana: Should we stop the fight?
Me: Nope, none doing.
Ref: In the Green corner we have Pennywise, the wrestling champion of the world. And his partner Big Red, the wrestling champion of the universe.
It seems as if the colliseum is about to explode as the cheering spectators scream out. A teenaged girl lifts up a sign saying Penntywise & Big Red All The Way.
Me: Pennywise weighs 300 lbs and bench presses three hundred pounds. He eats five grams of raw eggs every day. Big Red weighs 267 lbs and bench presses three hundred and fifty pounds every day. He eats twenty pounds of raw meat every morning.
Nirvana: Joker weighs 200 lbs and bench presses fifty two pounds. He ate nothing but raw meat for three solid months last year. Mr. Cool weighs 302 lbs and bench presses two-hundred pounds.
Me: I feel as if something bad is about to happen.
The bell rings in the area and Pennywise runs out. Mr. Cool is tagged by Joker and runs out. It sounds like a bomb has hit as Pennywise and Mr. Cool collide. Pennywise tosses every punch he has at Mr. Cool, but it is no use. Mr. Cool punches back ten times harder. Mr. Cool slams his hand into Pennywise's gut and then withdraws it with a howl of pain. Pennywise drops and begins throwing punch after punch after punch into Mr. Cool's chest, legs, arms and stomach. Before long Mr. Cool is punched onto the floor spitting out blood. Pennywise starts to kick his face and sides. Screaming comes from the area and blood splatters everywhere.
The bell rings and the ref runs forwards to separate Pennywise who has jumped onto Mr. Cool with his teeth bared.
Me: Nice start to the fight.
Nirvana: And I thought this fight was going to be easy.
Me: It'll now be easy, Joker is up.
Nirvana: With the beating Mr. Cool took, he'll be out of commission for awhile.
Me: I hate to agree with you.
Nirvana: Here comes the verdict.
Ref: Mr. Cool won't be fighting anymore tonight.
Me: Oh, bad break for Joker.
Nirvana: Whose to be his partner now?
The audience screams and fireworks blast off into the sky. BeetleJuice runs out of the doubled Pink doors with a robe over his shoulders. A towel is draped over his shoulders. Caf follows him.
Me: Looks like BeetleJuice has jumped at the conclusion to be Joker's partner in crime.
Nirvana: BeetleJuice weighs two hundred and ten pounds and bench presses ninety pounds. He runs five miles every day.
Me: He and Joker have gone on to be close buds.
Nirvana: Scary thought.
BeetleJuice jumps onto the stage, Caf follows. Caf rips off BeetleJuice's robe and a flash of yellow gold is thrown into the spectators eyes. A Golden belt with the words Boxing Champion Of The Unliving flashes out in red, green and purple shades of colors. The audience screams out in cheers.
Me: BeetleJuice has a contract with both Movie Central and CLAD inc.
Nirvana: And that makes us all very nervous.
Me: Especially with our arch enemy being in cahoots with one of our fighters.
The bell rings and Big Red flings himself out into the arena. Joker tosses his body up and swings a mighty punch into Big Red's gut. Big Red does nothing but smiles back. Joker throws every punch into Big Red's stomach, legs and chest. Big Red continues to smile back. Then Big Red gives a mighty laugh and punches Joker so hard that Joker lands twenty feet out of the arena. Pennywise shrieks with laughter. Joker bounds into the arena and punches Big Red squarely in the face. Big Red flattens himself on the ground, shrieking in pain. Blood sloshes out of his nose. Joker begins kicking Big Red's ribs and Big Red screams out. He is now clutching his private area due to a well placed kick on Joker's part.
Pennywise jumps out from behind the ropes and tackles Joker from behind. Joker screams and topples down from the arena. The ref blows his whistle and tries to regain control. Big Red scrambles up and with a flying tackle, just as Joker is about to bound back into the arean to tackle Pennywise , and slams his body into Joker.
The bell rings signaling the last of round two.
Joker: Come on motherfucker.
Pennywise: Watch your mouth or I'll bash it in.
Big Red: I'll make you pay for these words.
Joker: Atleast I'm not breathing so hard.
Big Red: Think you can beat me, come on bitch. I can take you.
Joker trashes his hands at Big Red and is held back by BeetleJuice. Big Red is held back by Pennywise. The ref blows his whistle as fast as he can. He begins to push Pennywise and Big Red to their side. Another ref pushes BeetleJuice and Joker to their side.
Me: Things are heating up down there.
Nirvana: Did I just hear a cheer for Joker?
Me: I thought I did too.
Nirvana: Hmmm, a nice thought.
Ref: Penalty to Big Red with a Rabbit Punch to Joker's legs. Penalty to Pennywise for a Double Helix Punch to Joker's side. Penalty to Joker for a Double Helix and a Rabbit Punch to Big Red's penis.
Me: Lots of penalties tonight.
Nirvana: One more round, who'll win?
Me: It is a tight match.
Nirvana: I'd say.
The last bell rings and Pennywise and Big Red jump out. Joker and BeetleJuice runs out too. The ref blows his whistle but stops due to my hand coming up. Pennywise slams himself into BeetleJuice and makes sparks fly as his teeth meet with the bare flesh on BeetleJuice's back, shoulders, chest and stomach. Big Red throws punch after punch after punch into Joker until Joker is huddled on the floor. Pennywise switches BeetleJuice and then turns his attention to Joker. Both Big Red and Pennywise punch, bite, kick and slam their feet into the ribs of Joker.
The final bell rings.
Me: Pennywise and Big Rred win.
Nirvana: And they have retained their title.
Me: I can tell the bed will be a hot place tonight.
Nirvana: With whom?
Me: With both Pennywise and Big Red.
Nirvana: Send me a post card when your done.
Pennywise: Hey Angel.
Me: Yeah.
Pennywise: We are ready, bring your little ass down here for some fucking.
Me: And that is the last of our program for tonight, good night all.
Nirvana: We have a mighty show for you all tonight.
Me: Due to the resent flare up of our programs, we have decided to come back for another season.
Nirvana: We have made a hell of a lot of fights for this season.
Me: A lot more than last season.
Nirvana: From our ratings last fall, the favorite fighters were Pennywise, Big Red, Slappy, and Joker.
Me: I'm surprised Joker made it into the top five canidates.
Nirvana: So was I, he hadn't the best season.
Me: Maybe this season will be better for him.
Nirvana: Hope so, I don't feel like having my head bashed in when I deduct his check.
Me: That's why you do it and not me.
Flames shoot out of the side of the stage and the drums go off.
Me: Looks like one of our fighters is coming out.
Nirvana: Did we mention that this was a match fight?
Me: That is so true.
Nirvana: It's what our fans wanted.
Me: And they'll get it.
The audience screams and pounds their feet. Pennywise walks out of the Red door wearing his golden belt with red letters on it that say Wrestling Champion Of The World on it.
Me: Look at Pennywise.
Nirvana: Just looks so happy.
Me: Should be happy, bench pressed three hundred pounds last month.
Nirvana: Guess I'll have to work harder to get back that hundred bucks he owes me.
Me: Careful Nirvana, I heard he could break ribs like a snake.
Nirvana: Nice, thank you for destroying my breakfast.
Me: You're welcome.
Pennywise walks to the stage and mounts it. He raises his eyes to the podium and nods his head, Nirvana and I nod ours back. He takes off his robe and tosses it to Tommy Jarvis. Tommy brings him over a drink of water but Pennywise tosses it aside just like the robe.
Me: Pennywise is anxious to begin this fight.
Nirvana: I'm also anxious.
Me: I have a very bad feeling about the competetors.
Nirvana: Who are the competetors anyways?
Me: You'll have to wait and see.
Nirvana: I'm up to my knees in blood already.
Fireworks and flames shoot up from behind the podium and Judas Priest begins to blast from the speakers, Big Red walks out of the Blue doors with a pink robe on. Lagging a little behind him is Chuckyfan101.
Me: Chuckfan101 gave up his position of towel boy for Pennywise because he felt too much fright towards him.
Nirvana: How'd Pennywise react?
Me: He didn't do anything, Tommy jumped at the opportunity.
Nirvana: Tommy and Pennywise, nice pair up.
Me: That's what I said.
Big Red walks over to the stage and mounts it. He turns to the pondium and salutes, Nirvana and I salute him back. Chuckyfan101 takes off Big Red's robe and exposes a Golden belt with Wrestling Champion Of The Universe on the buckle.
Me: Mmmmmm, delicious.
Nirvana: What is?
Me: Big Red.
Nirvana: Um, I thought Pennywise was...
Me: He is, but Big Red is my husband.
Nirvana: Damn, taken.
Me: Poor Nirvana.
Soft music plays from the speakers and a soft sprinkle of paper falls on the audience. Much of the audience boos, but some of them cheer. Joker walks out of the Lime Green and following him is Undertaker. Joker isn't wearing a robe, and he no belt.
Me: Joker was the worlds undermined boxing champion, but he lost the title to John Wayne Gacy five months ago.
Nirvana: Wasn't much of a match if you call it a match.
Me: Joker was beaten to a pulp.
Nirvana: I heard he lost five teeth.
Me: And his hand was broken.
Nirvana: Yowza.
Me: Tell me about it.
Joker: Hey jackasses, I can hear you up there.
Nirvana: It was her.
Joker climbs unto the stage and glares at Pennywise and Big Red. Undertaker brings over a chair and Joker sits down on it. The booing follows him. He continues to glare through Pennywise and Big Red. I shake my head sadly.
Nirvana: My brother sure picked the looser.
Me: Looks that way.
Nirvana: Joker's not serious enough to fight such fighters as Pennywise and Big Red.
Me: Hate to say it, but you're right.
Nirvana: Why did you hire him anyways?
Me: He's a boxer. We needed a couple more boxers.
Rob Zomie blares through the speakers and fire works shoot off into the sky. The audience screams as the chain-linked doors on the left side open. Mr. Cool walks out with a gruesome smile on his face. He is followed by Mrs. Loomis. He is wearing a robe of green.
Me: Well, atleast Joker picked a good partner. I'll give him that much.
Nirvana: He'll still loose.
Me: I'm still betting my money on Pennywise and Big Red.
Nirvana: A thousand on both.
Me: A hundred on both. A thousand is too much.
Nirvana: A hundred is to little.
Me: Atleast I spend my money wisely.
The ref walks out onto the stage and the lights flash off. One small light focuses on him as a microphone is lowered down towards him.
Ref: What up people, tonight we have a show to be a sure treat for every family of fighters. Tonight we pit Pennywise and Big Red against Joker and Mr. Cool.
Mixture of booing and cheering. Many of the spectators in the stands bedin to throw plastic cups at the stage.
Ref: Tonight a title is sacrificed in the Tag Team Slaughter Match.
Booing and more cups throwing. Now empty bottles of beer are being thrown.
Me: Our spectators are just mad tonight.
Nirvana: Should we stop the fight?
Me: Nope, none doing.
Ref: In the Green corner we have Pennywise, the wrestling champion of the world. And his partner Big Red, the wrestling champion of the universe.
It seems as if the colliseum is about to explode as the cheering spectators scream out. A teenaged girl lifts up a sign saying Penntywise & Big Red All The Way.
Me: Pennywise weighs 300 lbs and bench presses three hundred pounds. He eats five grams of raw eggs every day. Big Red weighs 267 lbs and bench presses three hundred and fifty pounds every day. He eats twenty pounds of raw meat every morning.
Nirvana: Joker weighs 200 lbs and bench presses fifty two pounds. He ate nothing but raw meat for three solid months last year. Mr. Cool weighs 302 lbs and bench presses two-hundred pounds.
Me: I feel as if something bad is about to happen.
The bell rings in the area and Pennywise runs out. Mr. Cool is tagged by Joker and runs out. It sounds like a bomb has hit as Pennywise and Mr. Cool collide. Pennywise tosses every punch he has at Mr. Cool, but it is no use. Mr. Cool punches back ten times harder. Mr. Cool slams his hand into Pennywise's gut and then withdraws it with a howl of pain. Pennywise drops and begins throwing punch after punch after punch into Mr. Cool's chest, legs, arms and stomach. Before long Mr. Cool is punched onto the floor spitting out blood. Pennywise starts to kick his face and sides. Screaming comes from the area and blood splatters everywhere.
The bell rings and the ref runs forwards to separate Pennywise who has jumped onto Mr. Cool with his teeth bared.
Me: Nice start to the fight.
Nirvana: And I thought this fight was going to be easy.
Me: It'll now be easy, Joker is up.
Nirvana: With the beating Mr. Cool took, he'll be out of commission for awhile.
Me: I hate to agree with you.
Nirvana: Here comes the verdict.
Ref: Mr. Cool won't be fighting anymore tonight.
Me: Oh, bad break for Joker.
Nirvana: Whose to be his partner now?
The audience screams and fireworks blast off into the sky. BeetleJuice runs out of the doubled Pink doors with a robe over his shoulders. A towel is draped over his shoulders. Caf follows him.
Me: Looks like BeetleJuice has jumped at the conclusion to be Joker's partner in crime.
Nirvana: BeetleJuice weighs two hundred and ten pounds and bench presses ninety pounds. He runs five miles every day.
Me: He and Joker have gone on to be close buds.
Nirvana: Scary thought.
BeetleJuice jumps onto the stage, Caf follows. Caf rips off BeetleJuice's robe and a flash of yellow gold is thrown into the spectators eyes. A Golden belt with the words Boxing Champion Of The Unliving flashes out in red, green and purple shades of colors. The audience screams out in cheers.
Me: BeetleJuice has a contract with both Movie Central and CLAD inc.
Nirvana: And that makes us all very nervous.
Me: Especially with our arch enemy being in cahoots with one of our fighters.
The bell rings and Big Red flings himself out into the arena. Joker tosses his body up and swings a mighty punch into Big Red's gut. Big Red does nothing but smiles back. Joker throws every punch into Big Red's stomach, legs and chest. Big Red continues to smile back. Then Big Red gives a mighty laugh and punches Joker so hard that Joker lands twenty feet out of the arena. Pennywise shrieks with laughter. Joker bounds into the arena and punches Big Red squarely in the face. Big Red flattens himself on the ground, shrieking in pain. Blood sloshes out of his nose. Joker begins kicking Big Red's ribs and Big Red screams out. He is now clutching his private area due to a well placed kick on Joker's part.
Pennywise jumps out from behind the ropes and tackles Joker from behind. Joker screams and topples down from the arena. The ref blows his whistle and tries to regain control. Big Red scrambles up and with a flying tackle, just as Joker is about to bound back into the arean to tackle Pennywise , and slams his body into Joker.
The bell rings signaling the last of round two.
Joker: Come on motherfucker.
Pennywise: Watch your mouth or I'll bash it in.
Big Red: I'll make you pay for these words.
Joker: Atleast I'm not breathing so hard.
Big Red: Think you can beat me, come on bitch. I can take you.
Joker trashes his hands at Big Red and is held back by BeetleJuice. Big Red is held back by Pennywise. The ref blows his whistle as fast as he can. He begins to push Pennywise and Big Red to their side. Another ref pushes BeetleJuice and Joker to their side.
Me: Things are heating up down there.
Nirvana: Did I just hear a cheer for Joker?
Me: I thought I did too.
Nirvana: Hmmm, a nice thought.
Ref: Penalty to Big Red with a Rabbit Punch to Joker's legs. Penalty to Pennywise for a Double Helix Punch to Joker's side. Penalty to Joker for a Double Helix and a Rabbit Punch to Big Red's penis.
Me: Lots of penalties tonight.
Nirvana: One more round, who'll win?
Me: It is a tight match.
Nirvana: I'd say.
The last bell rings and Pennywise and Big Red jump out. Joker and BeetleJuice runs out too. The ref blows his whistle but stops due to my hand coming up. Pennywise slams himself into BeetleJuice and makes sparks fly as his teeth meet with the bare flesh on BeetleJuice's back, shoulders, chest and stomach. Big Red throws punch after punch after punch into Joker until Joker is huddled on the floor. Pennywise switches BeetleJuice and then turns his attention to Joker. Both Big Red and Pennywise punch, bite, kick and slam their feet into the ribs of Joker.
The final bell rings.
Me: Pennywise and Big Rred win.
Nirvana: And they have retained their title.
Me: I can tell the bed will be a hot place tonight.
Nirvana: With whom?
Me: With both Pennywise and Big Red.
Nirvana: Send me a post card when your done.
Pennywise: Hey Angel.
Me: Yeah.
Pennywise: We are ready, bring your little ass down here for some fucking.
Me: And that is the last of our program for tonight, good night all.