Post by Punk19 on Jul 18, 2006 18:31:59 GMT -5
Me: After a full week of rest we are back with the fight of the century.
Nirvana: Who's our fighters for tonight?
Me: Hold your horses mate.
Nirvana: I can't, come on I need a new pair of shoes.
Me: What are you using?
Nirvana: Excuse me?
Me: Any drugs? Or are you just excited?
Nirvana: I'm excited man.
Me: I'm gonna need an aspiran when this ends.
Nirvana: So who is fighting who?
Laughter is heard from the speaker system and fake blood is shot out onto the audience. The Red Doors open and fog billows from them. Tiffany Ray walks out, Glen follows. She has a belt that says Champion Female Wrestler on the belt buckle.
Me: Tiffany Ray, also known as The Lady That Kicks Down Her Competition, is another of our new fighters.
Nirvana: What in the world is Glen wearing?
Me: Didn't anyone tell you?
Nirvana: I'm not a mind reader.
Me: Tiffany and Chucky are still fighting over what gender he is.
Nirvana: No wonder he's wearing a dress.
Me: Should I show the pictures of YOU wearing a dress?
Nirvana: Quiet!
Tiffany reaches the ring and climbs the ropes, Glen holds back. Twisted Sister suddenly begins to play over the speaker system. Fireworks are shot off into the sky. Maniacal laughter and a terrified scream blasts from the speakers, the Yellow Doors slowly creak open. Fog drifts out, Slappy and Wally walk out.
Me: Tonights fight is a tag team match.
Nirvana: Slappy and Wally against Tiffany and Glen?
Me: Yep
Nirvana: Won't be a long fight.
Me: I wouldn't say that.
Nirvana: Oh, why not.
Me: Because Tiffany and Slappy were caught yesterday in the act.
Nirvana: Oh, so it's not Slappy and Wally against Tiffany and Glen?
Me: Nope, Glen's just there to just be there.
Nirvana: Then who...
Fireworks dazzle the sky and screams are heard from the speaker system. The Red Doors open and Chucky races out. He looks pissed.
Me: Chucky has a really bad temper.
Nirvana: And Slappy set him off badly.
Me: I'm glad I'm up here.
Nirvana: Me too.
Leprechaun walks out of the black door and stands between Slappy and Chucky. Wally looks bored, Glen looks worried, Tiffany looks from the left to the right in disbelief.
Me: As everyone knows, Chucky and Tiffany broke up three weeks ago.
Nirvana: But there were rumours of them getting back together.
Me: For Glen's sake.
Nirvana: And when Chucky found out that Slappy and Tiffany were going out...
Me: All hell broke loose.
Nirvana: Will that fire be let out tonight?
Me: Only one way to find out.
Round One
Tiffany tags Chucky and Wally tags Slappy. Chucky races over to Slappy and with a mighty punch, sends Slappy to the other corner. Slappy tries to escape but Chucky advances on him and begins to punch him roughly around the stomach and face. Slappy's screams are heard all over the place, Wally holds his hand out and Slappy tries to tag it. Chucky Slaps Slappy across the face and Slappy falls onto the canvas floor. Chucky kicks him in the ribs. Slappy spits out blood and gets up. He kicks Chucky down and starts to punch him in the face. Chucky screams and jumps up. Slappy runs to the other corner but is to late to tag Wally. Chucky pulls him away from the corner and slams his fist into Slappy's hips and exclusive spot. Slappy drops to the floor with a yelp of pain.
End Of Round One
Me: Revenage is so sweet.
Nirvana: Slappy didn't have a chance.
Me: Maybe during the next few rounds...
Nirvana: Nope, he's done.
Me: I wouldn't say that.
Nirvana: Oh, why is that?
Me: Because Sliver and Sloppy are now coming down to the ring.
Round Two
Sliver and Sloppy run to their fathers aid and slap the living shit out of Chucky. Chucky lands at their feet. Sliver begins to kick him in the ribs and Sloppy slaps him roughly around the face. Tiffany cannot take anymore of this, she jumps into the ring and tackles Sliver. Sloppy and Chucky battle out and Slappy is carried to the other corner by his brother. Wally looks meanly at Chucky and with a wild hyena yell he tackles both him and Sloppy. He begins to slaughter Chucky. Glen joins them but he is kicked away by Slappy who has regained his strength.
Leprechaun tries to stop the onslaught but is stopped by a sudden kick from behind by Mr. Wood. Mr. Wood and Mr. Sawdust begin to kick and punch Chucky around the ring. Chucky's screams are barely audible, Slappy has Tiffany in a headlock. Sloppy and Sliver are slapping Glen's face into the canvas floor. Leprechaun gets up and blows his whistle.
End Of Round Two
Me: Nice round.
Nirvana: Your not angry?
Me: Nope, actually I'm very curious.
Nirvana: About what?
Me: About who'll win.
Nirvana: Well, I think Slappy and his team are gonna win.
Me: It does look that way.
Leprechaun: Angel
Me: Yeah
Leprechaun: What now?
Me: Continue fighting.
Leprechaun: What about...
Me: They wanna fight, let em.
Round Three
Chucky and Tiffany advance on Sliver who is cowarding on the canvas floor, Slappy stops them with a kick. Sloppy slams Tiffany out of the ring and Mr. Wood tosses Glen out. Tiffany is now running for his life. Mr. Sawdust chases Glen out of the arena and Sloppy follows. Chucky is being punched by Slappy and Mr. Wood.
Chucky: I GIVE UP!
End Of Round Three
Me: And there you have it.
Nirvana: Slappy and company win.
Me: Until next time, remember to have a happy fight.
Nirvana: Good night all.
After The Fight
Microphone Gal: Chucky, you lost the fight, any words to Slappy?
Chucky: I have nothing to say to him.
Microphone Gal: Same question Slappy.
Slappy: You can have Tiffany.
Microphone Gal: Why do you say that?
Slappy: I got Angela.
Microphone Gal: I have a feeling another fight is brewing.
Nirvana: Who's our fighters for tonight?
Me: Hold your horses mate.
Nirvana: I can't, come on I need a new pair of shoes.
Me: What are you using?
Nirvana: Excuse me?
Me: Any drugs? Or are you just excited?
Nirvana: I'm excited man.
Me: I'm gonna need an aspiran when this ends.
Nirvana: So who is fighting who?
Laughter is heard from the speaker system and fake blood is shot out onto the audience. The Red Doors open and fog billows from them. Tiffany Ray walks out, Glen follows. She has a belt that says Champion Female Wrestler on the belt buckle.
Me: Tiffany Ray, also known as The Lady That Kicks Down Her Competition, is another of our new fighters.
Nirvana: What in the world is Glen wearing?
Me: Didn't anyone tell you?
Nirvana: I'm not a mind reader.
Me: Tiffany and Chucky are still fighting over what gender he is.
Nirvana: No wonder he's wearing a dress.
Me: Should I show the pictures of YOU wearing a dress?
Nirvana: Quiet!
Tiffany reaches the ring and climbs the ropes, Glen holds back. Twisted Sister suddenly begins to play over the speaker system. Fireworks are shot off into the sky. Maniacal laughter and a terrified scream blasts from the speakers, the Yellow Doors slowly creak open. Fog drifts out, Slappy and Wally walk out.
Me: Tonights fight is a tag team match.
Nirvana: Slappy and Wally against Tiffany and Glen?
Me: Yep
Nirvana: Won't be a long fight.
Me: I wouldn't say that.
Nirvana: Oh, why not.
Me: Because Tiffany and Slappy were caught yesterday in the act.
Nirvana: Oh, so it's not Slappy and Wally against Tiffany and Glen?
Me: Nope, Glen's just there to just be there.
Nirvana: Then who...
Fireworks dazzle the sky and screams are heard from the speaker system. The Red Doors open and Chucky races out. He looks pissed.
Me: Chucky has a really bad temper.
Nirvana: And Slappy set him off badly.
Me: I'm glad I'm up here.
Nirvana: Me too.
Leprechaun walks out of the black door and stands between Slappy and Chucky. Wally looks bored, Glen looks worried, Tiffany looks from the left to the right in disbelief.
Me: As everyone knows, Chucky and Tiffany broke up three weeks ago.
Nirvana: But there were rumours of them getting back together.
Me: For Glen's sake.
Nirvana: And when Chucky found out that Slappy and Tiffany were going out...
Me: All hell broke loose.
Nirvana: Will that fire be let out tonight?
Me: Only one way to find out.
Round One
Tiffany tags Chucky and Wally tags Slappy. Chucky races over to Slappy and with a mighty punch, sends Slappy to the other corner. Slappy tries to escape but Chucky advances on him and begins to punch him roughly around the stomach and face. Slappy's screams are heard all over the place, Wally holds his hand out and Slappy tries to tag it. Chucky Slaps Slappy across the face and Slappy falls onto the canvas floor. Chucky kicks him in the ribs. Slappy spits out blood and gets up. He kicks Chucky down and starts to punch him in the face. Chucky screams and jumps up. Slappy runs to the other corner but is to late to tag Wally. Chucky pulls him away from the corner and slams his fist into Slappy's hips and exclusive spot. Slappy drops to the floor with a yelp of pain.
End Of Round One
Me: Revenage is so sweet.
Nirvana: Slappy didn't have a chance.
Me: Maybe during the next few rounds...
Nirvana: Nope, he's done.
Me: I wouldn't say that.
Nirvana: Oh, why is that?
Me: Because Sliver and Sloppy are now coming down to the ring.
Round Two
Sliver and Sloppy run to their fathers aid and slap the living shit out of Chucky. Chucky lands at their feet. Sliver begins to kick him in the ribs and Sloppy slaps him roughly around the face. Tiffany cannot take anymore of this, she jumps into the ring and tackles Sliver. Sloppy and Chucky battle out and Slappy is carried to the other corner by his brother. Wally looks meanly at Chucky and with a wild hyena yell he tackles both him and Sloppy. He begins to slaughter Chucky. Glen joins them but he is kicked away by Slappy who has regained his strength.
Leprechaun tries to stop the onslaught but is stopped by a sudden kick from behind by Mr. Wood. Mr. Wood and Mr. Sawdust begin to kick and punch Chucky around the ring. Chucky's screams are barely audible, Slappy has Tiffany in a headlock. Sloppy and Sliver are slapping Glen's face into the canvas floor. Leprechaun gets up and blows his whistle.
End Of Round Two
Me: Nice round.
Nirvana: Your not angry?
Me: Nope, actually I'm very curious.
Nirvana: About what?
Me: About who'll win.
Nirvana: Well, I think Slappy and his team are gonna win.
Me: It does look that way.
Leprechaun: Angel
Me: Yeah
Leprechaun: What now?
Me: Continue fighting.
Leprechaun: What about...
Me: They wanna fight, let em.
Round Three
Chucky and Tiffany advance on Sliver who is cowarding on the canvas floor, Slappy stops them with a kick. Sloppy slams Tiffany out of the ring and Mr. Wood tosses Glen out. Tiffany is now running for his life. Mr. Sawdust chases Glen out of the arena and Sloppy follows. Chucky is being punched by Slappy and Mr. Wood.
Chucky: I GIVE UP!
End Of Round Three
Me: And there you have it.
Nirvana: Slappy and company win.
Me: Until next time, remember to have a happy fight.
Nirvana: Good night all.
After The Fight
Microphone Gal: Chucky, you lost the fight, any words to Slappy?
Chucky: I have nothing to say to him.
Microphone Gal: Same question Slappy.
Slappy: You can have Tiffany.
Microphone Gal: Why do you say that?
Slappy: I got Angela.
Microphone Gal: I have a feeling another fight is brewing.