Post by Tommy Jarvis on Jul 31, 2005 5:59:56 GMT -5
Kwik Kash: Welcome all to another night of fighting.
Iron Man: Tonight we have a special treat for all a rematch!
Kwik Kash: That's right Tommy Jarvis and Jaysif want a rematch.
Iron Man: I wish them the best.
Kwik Kash: Well this time there both drunk and when Jaysif gets his beer muscles anything can happen!.
Iron Man: That's true, hell I had them last night and that old lady will never stand in line at the supermarket in front of me again looking for coupons in her purse...
Kwik Kash: Hmmm Okay here we go folks, this is sure to be a bloodbath, Tommy promised no less.
The audience starts screaming.
Halloween11: Hi guys I'll be joining the broadcast early tonight! They needed 3 people to start off this one!
Slowly the fog billows out. It clouds the entire floor. Classic music plays over the speaker system. The fog gets denser. Then the audience erupts in an assortment of screams. Pennywise walks out, mass is by his side.
Iron Man: Pennywise weighs 300 lbs and is a staggering six feet tall.
Kwik Kash: He is the 2nd Best Champion Of Wrestling.
Iron Man: He will be celebrating his birthday in a few weeks.
Kwik Kash: If he makes it that far, after what Tommy told me... he may not.
Pennywise walks over to his corner. mass comes over and slowly takes off his belt. Second Best Champion Of Wrestling glitters from it. The belt buckle is surrounded by diamonds, rubies and emeralds.
Kwik Kash: Hmm wonder how much that goes for...
Iron Man: I can afford it...
Kwik Kash: Pennywise has strengths Tommy and Jaysif just don't have. CLAD will have to rely on Jaysif's military training to win this one.
Iron Man: That's true, Tommy has his strengths but I don't know. Jaysif will be the deciding factor. Then again if we told Tommy Shakira would be his prize for winning we all could become millionaires placing bets on CLAD.
Kwik Kash: Haha good one, but I still say him and J Lo. would be a better couple.
The lighting system dims. More fog rolls in. Rock N Roll blares from the speaker system. The audience starts screaming. Slowly the Red Door opens. A sinister laugh is heard. Then out comes Big Red. His belt dazzles everyone. His smile widens.
Kwik Kash: Big Red is the first Triple champion of wrestling.
Iron Man: He is seven feet tall and weighs 200 lbs.
Kwik Kash: He bench presses 200 lbs every day.
Iron Man: He runs thirty miles every morning and afternoon.
Kwik Kash: He eats almost a thousand lbs of meat a day.
Iron Man: No raw eggs?
Kwik Kash: They make his stomach churn.
Iron Man: I feel like we had this conversation before
Big Red walks over to his corner. Lindsey Lohan is waiting for him. She slowly takes his belt off. First Triple Champion glitters off it. Rubies, diamonds, emeralds and sapphires glitter and shine.
Kwik Kash: Boy Lindsy Lohan sure did get skinny, huh Iron Man?.
Iron Man: Eh I wouldn't know, I got my own obsessions and have no time for these outsider chicks...
Halloween11: He must mean Stacey Kiebler.
Iron Man: You know it.
Gospel music starts playing. It gets louder and louder. The fog disappears. Flamethrowers go off. Slowly the Green Door opens. Jaysif walks out. The audience starts cheering!
Kwik Kash: Wow he has on his Army gear this time!
Iron Man: Boy these clowns are in trouble.
Halloween11: What's that in his hand?
Iron Man: Looks like a 6 pack to me, well two beers are missing from it...
Kwik Kash: Hmmm he drank 4 last time I talked to him...
Halloween11: He must be working on his second pack
Jaysif walks over to his corner. His cheeks are red. His mouth is a thin line. His beer is cold... Slowly Jaysif sits down.
Kwik Kash: Screams into mic C'mon Jaysif! Let's get these guys!
Halloween11: Laughter
Kwik Kash: What's so funny?
Halloween11: Nothing I'm just so happy! This is gonna be greet!
Iron Man: Hmm I agree
Rock N Roll blares from the speakers. Fog rolls in from the Blue Door. Some girls are heard go Poppy! Go Poppy! Then slowly the Blue Door opens. Tommy Jarvis walks out. His white muscle shirt stained and his blue jeans ripped at the knees. The audience begins to boo him.
Iron Man: Did you hear those girls? Man I hate that, spanish is so gay...
Kwik Kash: Well here he is, drunk as usual and ready to kill.
Iron Man: See I don't get that whole thing... I'm more of a Coke man.
Halloween11: I like Chocolate milk myself.
Kwik Kash: I see... earlier we caught Tommy back stage for an interview let's play that tape shall we...
The tape roles
Whatcha gonna do when Hulka...cuts the tape
Kwik Kash: Gimme a break! Guy's c'mon get with it huh?
The correct tape roles
Tommy: That last fight was a fluke, we barely had a chance to pull of a punch. I heard Pennywise had some choice words to say about me. Well this is what I gotta say... Tommy drinks his beer If you say another word about that last fight, you'll be picking pieces of this beer bottle out of your face.
Kwik Kash: Hard words from an angry man....
Tommy walks up to Pennywise and glares at him. Pennywise backs to his corner with a worried look in his eyes. Tommy walks up to him and says
Tommy: Only one of us is afraid to die here...
Pennywise can see that Tommy is no longer afraid. Tommy walks back to his corner kneels down and throw a pray out to Jesus Christ. Mrs. Voorhees gives her words of encouragement.
Kwick Kash: I think I'd better get down there.
Iron Man: I'll stay here.
Halloween11: This fight will be so much better.
Kash walks out of the room.
Halloween11: This is to be a tag team match.
Iron Man: Nice to have you here tonight.
Halloween11: Are you kidding? I couldn't miss a greet fight like this.
The audience screams. Kwik Kash walks out. Big Red smirks at him. Pennywise rubs his hands and flashes his thumb at him. Kwik Kash looks at them both. He walk over to Jaysif. Says a few words. Then walks over to Tommy. Speaks a few words then walks to the middle of the ring.
Kwik Kash: The first Tag Team Match of The Fighting Channel CLAD Edition is to be a treat for all. Brought to you by Sleepy's... want a better mattress try Sleepy's! Where all your dreams become reality.
Pennywise and Big Red are a team. Tommy Jarivs and Jaysif are a team. This is Super Fight 2!
Iron Man: Our boss has spoken.
Halloween11: Not done yet, hold up.
Kwik Kash: Tonight we have Pennywise and Big Red vs two of our fans. Tommy Jarivs and Jaysif. What will happen is beyond me. But we all know this. This is going to be a fight. Please fighters, come to the middle of this ring.
Each fighter walk over with fury in there eyes.
Kwik Kash: Watch your low, kidney and brain punches. In the event of a fighter going down you go to the corner I tell you to go to. When the bell rings come out fighting. Shake hands.
Tommy and Jaysif shake hands with Pennywise and Big Red.
Kwik Kash: Go to your side of the ring. When the bell rings, come out fighting.
Pennywise and Big Red walk to their corners. Tommy barely walks to his in a drunken stooper. Jaysif stumbles to his.
The Bell Rings
Pennywise is tagged by Big Red and runs to the middle of the ring. Jaysif is tagged and runs over. He's so drunk that he tripped and fell sliding under Pennywise as Pennywise went for the drop kick! Pennywise lands on his back and Jaysif applies the choke hold!
Tommy goes to the top of the turnbuckle and jumps! Just as he's about to drop the big elbow Jaysif rolls out of the way and BAM!!!
Halloween11: That was greet! Go Tommy! Go Jaysif!
Iron Man: Hey were not supposed to be bias... eh screw it... kick some ass guys!
Tommy walks back out, Jaysif picks up Pennywise and throw him into the ropes and Pennywise dives between the ropes! He goes under the ring and comes out with a steel chair! He launches it into the ring clobbering Jaysif in the back of the head. Jaysif falls into his corner tagging Tommy. Tommy walks into the ring and calls out Big Red, so Pennywise comes in and tags Big Red and they both start bashing Tommy! Pennywise kneels to Tommy and whispers
Pennywise: Remind you of the last fight, girly boy?
Tommy glares up at him, looks over at Jaysif and gives him the sign. Jaysif grabs a cold beer and throws it to Tommy. Tommy opens it takes a sip and smashes the bottle into Pennywise's face!
Tommy: A promise is a promise asshole...
Tommy rolls to his corner tags Jaysif who dives off the top ropes with a forarm right into the head of Big Red! Big Red goes flying out of the ring! Lands on the spanish announcers table and breaks threw it!
Spanish Announcer: (En Espanol) Look what you did you big nose prick! No what are we gonna do!
Pennywise looks at his friend while he picks pieces of the beer bottle out of his face. He leans over and tags the hand of Big Red. He turns around only to see Jaysif fist crack his jaw. Stunned Pennywise makes balloons appear popping grease all over the ring! Jaysif is too drunk for this so he tags Tommy in and Tommy snaps himself off the ropes and lunges right into Pennywise bashing him into a turn buckle. Pennywise is laid out on the floor. Tommy gets a table from out side and lays Pennywise on it. He climes to the top of a ladder and leaps off with a leg drop bashing Pennywise threw the table! Both unconscious but Tommy's laying on TOP of Pennywise!
One, Two, Three
Iron Man: Tommy and Jaysif win!
Halloween11: Yay I knew it!
Iron Man: Holy shit that was awesome!
Halloween11: Remember guys don't mack promises you can't keep.
Iron Man: You can say that again, it'll be a while before those two do anymore trash talking...
Halloween11: Goodnight everyone!
Iron Man: Tonight we have a special treat for all a rematch!
Kwik Kash: That's right Tommy Jarvis and Jaysif want a rematch.
Iron Man: I wish them the best.
Kwik Kash: Well this time there both drunk and when Jaysif gets his beer muscles anything can happen!.
Iron Man: That's true, hell I had them last night and that old lady will never stand in line at the supermarket in front of me again looking for coupons in her purse...
Kwik Kash: Hmmm Okay here we go folks, this is sure to be a bloodbath, Tommy promised no less.
The audience starts screaming.
Halloween11: Hi guys I'll be joining the broadcast early tonight! They needed 3 people to start off this one!
Slowly the fog billows out. It clouds the entire floor. Classic music plays over the speaker system. The fog gets denser. Then the audience erupts in an assortment of screams. Pennywise walks out, mass is by his side.
Iron Man: Pennywise weighs 300 lbs and is a staggering six feet tall.
Kwik Kash: He is the 2nd Best Champion Of Wrestling.
Iron Man: He will be celebrating his birthday in a few weeks.
Kwik Kash: If he makes it that far, after what Tommy told me... he may not.
Pennywise walks over to his corner. mass comes over and slowly takes off his belt. Second Best Champion Of Wrestling glitters from it. The belt buckle is surrounded by diamonds, rubies and emeralds.
Kwik Kash: Hmm wonder how much that goes for...
Iron Man: I can afford it...
Kwik Kash: Pennywise has strengths Tommy and Jaysif just don't have. CLAD will have to rely on Jaysif's military training to win this one.
Iron Man: That's true, Tommy has his strengths but I don't know. Jaysif will be the deciding factor. Then again if we told Tommy Shakira would be his prize for winning we all could become millionaires placing bets on CLAD.
Kwik Kash: Haha good one, but I still say him and J Lo. would be a better couple.
The lighting system dims. More fog rolls in. Rock N Roll blares from the speaker system. The audience starts screaming. Slowly the Red Door opens. A sinister laugh is heard. Then out comes Big Red. His belt dazzles everyone. His smile widens.
Kwik Kash: Big Red is the first Triple champion of wrestling.
Iron Man: He is seven feet tall and weighs 200 lbs.
Kwik Kash: He bench presses 200 lbs every day.
Iron Man: He runs thirty miles every morning and afternoon.
Kwik Kash: He eats almost a thousand lbs of meat a day.
Iron Man: No raw eggs?
Kwik Kash: They make his stomach churn.
Iron Man: I feel like we had this conversation before
Big Red walks over to his corner. Lindsey Lohan is waiting for him. She slowly takes his belt off. First Triple Champion glitters off it. Rubies, diamonds, emeralds and sapphires glitter and shine.
Kwik Kash: Boy Lindsy Lohan sure did get skinny, huh Iron Man?.
Iron Man: Eh I wouldn't know, I got my own obsessions and have no time for these outsider chicks...
Halloween11: He must mean Stacey Kiebler.
Iron Man: You know it.
Gospel music starts playing. It gets louder and louder. The fog disappears. Flamethrowers go off. Slowly the Green Door opens. Jaysif walks out. The audience starts cheering!
Kwik Kash: Wow he has on his Army gear this time!
Iron Man: Boy these clowns are in trouble.
Halloween11: What's that in his hand?
Iron Man: Looks like a 6 pack to me, well two beers are missing from it...
Kwik Kash: Hmmm he drank 4 last time I talked to him...
Halloween11: He must be working on his second pack
Jaysif walks over to his corner. His cheeks are red. His mouth is a thin line. His beer is cold... Slowly Jaysif sits down.
Kwik Kash: Screams into mic C'mon Jaysif! Let's get these guys!
Halloween11: Laughter
Kwik Kash: What's so funny?
Halloween11: Nothing I'm just so happy! This is gonna be greet!
Iron Man: Hmm I agree
Rock N Roll blares from the speakers. Fog rolls in from the Blue Door. Some girls are heard go Poppy! Go Poppy! Then slowly the Blue Door opens. Tommy Jarvis walks out. His white muscle shirt stained and his blue jeans ripped at the knees. The audience begins to boo him.
Iron Man: Did you hear those girls? Man I hate that, spanish is so gay...
Kwik Kash: Well here he is, drunk as usual and ready to kill.
Iron Man: See I don't get that whole thing... I'm more of a Coke man.
Halloween11: I like Chocolate milk myself.
Kwik Kash: I see... earlier we caught Tommy back stage for an interview let's play that tape shall we...
The tape roles
Whatcha gonna do when Hulka...cuts the tape
Kwik Kash: Gimme a break! Guy's c'mon get with it huh?
The correct tape roles
Tommy: That last fight was a fluke, we barely had a chance to pull of a punch. I heard Pennywise had some choice words to say about me. Well this is what I gotta say... Tommy drinks his beer If you say another word about that last fight, you'll be picking pieces of this beer bottle out of your face.
Kwik Kash: Hard words from an angry man....
Tommy walks up to Pennywise and glares at him. Pennywise backs to his corner with a worried look in his eyes. Tommy walks up to him and says
Tommy: Only one of us is afraid to die here...
Pennywise can see that Tommy is no longer afraid. Tommy walks back to his corner kneels down and throw a pray out to Jesus Christ. Mrs. Voorhees gives her words of encouragement.
Kwick Kash: I think I'd better get down there.
Iron Man: I'll stay here.
Halloween11: This fight will be so much better.
Kash walks out of the room.
Halloween11: This is to be a tag team match.
Iron Man: Nice to have you here tonight.
Halloween11: Are you kidding? I couldn't miss a greet fight like this.
The audience screams. Kwik Kash walks out. Big Red smirks at him. Pennywise rubs his hands and flashes his thumb at him. Kwik Kash looks at them both. He walk over to Jaysif. Says a few words. Then walks over to Tommy. Speaks a few words then walks to the middle of the ring.
Kwik Kash: The first Tag Team Match of The Fighting Channel CLAD Edition is to be a treat for all. Brought to you by Sleepy's... want a better mattress try Sleepy's! Where all your dreams become reality.
Pennywise and Big Red are a team. Tommy Jarivs and Jaysif are a team. This is Super Fight 2!
Iron Man: Our boss has spoken.
Halloween11: Not done yet, hold up.
Kwik Kash: Tonight we have Pennywise and Big Red vs two of our fans. Tommy Jarivs and Jaysif. What will happen is beyond me. But we all know this. This is going to be a fight. Please fighters, come to the middle of this ring.
Each fighter walk over with fury in there eyes.
Kwik Kash: Watch your low, kidney and brain punches. In the event of a fighter going down you go to the corner I tell you to go to. When the bell rings come out fighting. Shake hands.
Tommy and Jaysif shake hands with Pennywise and Big Red.
Kwik Kash: Go to your side of the ring. When the bell rings, come out fighting.
Pennywise and Big Red walk to their corners. Tommy barely walks to his in a drunken stooper. Jaysif stumbles to his.
The Bell Rings
Pennywise is tagged by Big Red and runs to the middle of the ring. Jaysif is tagged and runs over. He's so drunk that he tripped and fell sliding under Pennywise as Pennywise went for the drop kick! Pennywise lands on his back and Jaysif applies the choke hold!
Tommy goes to the top of the turnbuckle and jumps! Just as he's about to drop the big elbow Jaysif rolls out of the way and BAM!!!
Halloween11: That was greet! Go Tommy! Go Jaysif!
Iron Man: Hey were not supposed to be bias... eh screw it... kick some ass guys!
Tommy walks back out, Jaysif picks up Pennywise and throw him into the ropes and Pennywise dives between the ropes! He goes under the ring and comes out with a steel chair! He launches it into the ring clobbering Jaysif in the back of the head. Jaysif falls into his corner tagging Tommy. Tommy walks into the ring and calls out Big Red, so Pennywise comes in and tags Big Red and they both start bashing Tommy! Pennywise kneels to Tommy and whispers
Pennywise: Remind you of the last fight, girly boy?
Tommy glares up at him, looks over at Jaysif and gives him the sign. Jaysif grabs a cold beer and throws it to Tommy. Tommy opens it takes a sip and smashes the bottle into Pennywise's face!
Tommy: A promise is a promise asshole...
Tommy rolls to his corner tags Jaysif who dives off the top ropes with a forarm right into the head of Big Red! Big Red goes flying out of the ring! Lands on the spanish announcers table and breaks threw it!
Spanish Announcer: (En Espanol) Look what you did you big nose prick! No what are we gonna do!
Pennywise looks at his friend while he picks pieces of the beer bottle out of his face. He leans over and tags the hand of Big Red. He turns around only to see Jaysif fist crack his jaw. Stunned Pennywise makes balloons appear popping grease all over the ring! Jaysif is too drunk for this so he tags Tommy in and Tommy snaps himself off the ropes and lunges right into Pennywise bashing him into a turn buckle. Pennywise is laid out on the floor. Tommy gets a table from out side and lays Pennywise on it. He climes to the top of a ladder and leaps off with a leg drop bashing Pennywise threw the table! Both unconscious but Tommy's laying on TOP of Pennywise!
One, Two, Three
Iron Man: Tommy and Jaysif win!
Halloween11: Yay I knew it!
Iron Man: Holy shit that was awesome!
Halloween11: Remember guys don't mack promises you can't keep.
Iron Man: You can say that again, it'll be a while before those two do anymore trash talking...
Halloween11: Goodnight everyone!