Post by Punk19 on Aug 24, 2006 15:49:35 GMT -5
Me: And we are back with another fight
Nirvana: We had to pospone our other five fights due to conflicts with a contract.
Me: Yessir, but we fixed them and we are ready to rumble.
Nirvana: Tonights fight has been both a request of our fans and the fans of the music industry.
Me: One of our oldest known, and oldest loved, members of Movie Central will be fighting a tear jerking favorite.
Nirvana: Big Red versus Gene Simmons.
Me: We'll now go behind the lines to an exclusive interview with both fighters.
Microphone gal: Big Red, what are your thoughts on fighting a music icon like Gene Simmons?
Big Red: Gene's a chump, he'll fight a good fight
Microphone gal: So you are saying you're going to win?
Big Red: Guys like him, they fall fast.
Me: Whoa, such words from a fighter
Nirvana: But what did Gene have to say?
Micropohne gal: Gene, what are your thoughts on fighting a champion from another world?
Gene: Guys like him are always looking for a challenge, but guys from other planets have costumes that are remarkably strange.
Microphone gal: Okay, so you are saying you aren't worried?
Gene: That's what I said.
Nirvana: Strange words, from a strange man
Me: Stop quoting Waterboy
Nirvana: Hey I call em as I see em
Me: You are the one that is strange
(Fireworks and extinguishers go off, I Love It Loud blares forth from the speakers. The Red Doors open and Gene Simmons walks out. He has a glossy red belt on his waist that says Music Wresling Champion on the buckle. It is surrounded by rubies, diamonds and saffires.)
Me: Gene Simmons weighs 223 lbs and is six foot two inches tall.
Nirvana: To date, Gene is the third tallest fighter to battle with Big Red.
Me: Gene has a contract with both us, and with Fight-Evil.
Nirvana: Our biggest enemy.
(Gene climbs the ropes. Just then classic disco music slowly drifts from the speakers. Gene turns around angrily. Big Red walks out of the Green Doors. He has a robe on. A yellow belt with Wrestling Champion of the World sparkling in gold letters on the belt buckle shows from his waist. He jumps the ropes and salutes Gene like a nazi soldier.)
Me: Hi Red
Nirvana: Lucky guy
Me: Big Red is the worlds wrestling champion.
Nirvana: He just came back from a terrific victory against the Hulk.
Me: Big Red weighs 223 lbs and is seven feet tall.
Nirvana: He is a heavy favorite in this fight.
Me: Lets take a look at the odds
Odds
Gene is almost as big as Big Red
Big Red has the advange of height
Gene is the demon
Big Red has more experience
Me: The odds tell us that it could be a tie.
Nirvana: If so, this'll be the second tie in the history of Movie Central.
Me: My goodness, we gotta start this fight now.
Nirvana: Why's that?
Me: Look at what is going on down there.
(Gene is being held back by the rope boys, he has a devilish look to his face. Big Red is also being held back. The ref is between them, his whistle is ready to use if necessary.)
Nirvana: Now?
Me: Now
Round One
Gene runs toward Big Red and slams his fists into his stomach. Big Red only smiles back. He allows for fifty punches to be assembled on himself before he slaps Gene in the face. Gene falls to the floor of the ring stunned. Big Red walks over and kneeling down, he rubs his fist roughly on Gene's nose. Blood starts to flow from Gene's nose.
Gene gets up, and slams his fist into Big Red's face. Big Red falls to the floor, and Gene cascades punch after punch after punch onto his face. Suddenly Gene is seen flying through the air.
End of Round 1
Me: Now that was eventful
Nirvana: Gene flew twenty feet
Me: Twenty five
Nirvana: Big Red has my vote for this fight
Me: He's got mine too
Round 2
Gene runs and takes a tackling jump towards Big Red. Big Red sidesteps and Gene flys past him and through the ropes. He crashes to the concrete floor. Big Red climbs he ropes and takes a jump. He lands on Gene's stomach. Gene gets up quickly and savagely kicks Big Red in his gut. Big Red spits out a big wad of blood onto Gene's face. Gene screams.
Once Gene wipes his face clean of the blood he torpedoes over the ropes and tackles Big Red from behind. He has him in a choke hold. Big Red is gasping for breath. The ref runs forward and trys to break them up. Gene smacks the ref and continous his savage assault on Big Red.
End of Round 2
Me: Get the first aid kit
Nirvana: Gene has my vote now
Me: Oh my poor Big Red
Nirvana: He's such a loser
Me: He's not a loser
Ref: You alright Red?
Big Red: Yeah, just let me catch my breath
Ref: Gene Simmons, violation of rules, choking hazard.
Me: That's my boy
Round 3
Big Red bounds over and slams his fists into Gene's stomach. Gen falls to the canvas floor and spits out blood. Big Red starts slamming his fists into Gene's nose, ears, stomach and midsection. Gene screams are heard all over the place. Suddenly he taps out.
End of Round 3
Me: Well there you have it
Nirvana: Gene, what the hell
Me: He lost a fair fight
Nirvana: Until next time, good night all.
Interview
Microphone gal: What do you have to say to Gene after tonights fight?
Big Red: He'd better watch out, because I'm the man in this section of town
Gene: You want a rematch, you got it
Big Red: Bring it on old man
Gene: Who you calling old?
Microphone gal: So, a rematch is to be in the future?
Big Red: Yes
Gene: Enough with the talk, where the groupies?
End interview
Nirvana: We had to pospone our other five fights due to conflicts with a contract.
Me: Yessir, but we fixed them and we are ready to rumble.
Nirvana: Tonights fight has been both a request of our fans and the fans of the music industry.
Me: One of our oldest known, and oldest loved, members of Movie Central will be fighting a tear jerking favorite.
Nirvana: Big Red versus Gene Simmons.
Me: We'll now go behind the lines to an exclusive interview with both fighters.
Microphone gal: Big Red, what are your thoughts on fighting a music icon like Gene Simmons?
Big Red: Gene's a chump, he'll fight a good fight
Microphone gal: So you are saying you're going to win?
Big Red: Guys like him, they fall fast.
Me: Whoa, such words from a fighter
Nirvana: But what did Gene have to say?
Micropohne gal: Gene, what are your thoughts on fighting a champion from another world?
Gene: Guys like him are always looking for a challenge, but guys from other planets have costumes that are remarkably strange.
Microphone gal: Okay, so you are saying you aren't worried?
Gene: That's what I said.
Nirvana: Strange words, from a strange man
Me: Stop quoting Waterboy
Nirvana: Hey I call em as I see em
Me: You are the one that is strange
(Fireworks and extinguishers go off, I Love It Loud blares forth from the speakers. The Red Doors open and Gene Simmons walks out. He has a glossy red belt on his waist that says Music Wresling Champion on the buckle. It is surrounded by rubies, diamonds and saffires.)
Me: Gene Simmons weighs 223 lbs and is six foot two inches tall.
Nirvana: To date, Gene is the third tallest fighter to battle with Big Red.
Me: Gene has a contract with both us, and with Fight-Evil.
Nirvana: Our biggest enemy.
(Gene climbs the ropes. Just then classic disco music slowly drifts from the speakers. Gene turns around angrily. Big Red walks out of the Green Doors. He has a robe on. A yellow belt with Wrestling Champion of the World sparkling in gold letters on the belt buckle shows from his waist. He jumps the ropes and salutes Gene like a nazi soldier.)
Me: Hi Red
Nirvana: Lucky guy
Me: Big Red is the worlds wrestling champion.
Nirvana: He just came back from a terrific victory against the Hulk.
Me: Big Red weighs 223 lbs and is seven feet tall.
Nirvana: He is a heavy favorite in this fight.
Me: Lets take a look at the odds
Odds
Gene is almost as big as Big Red
Big Red has the advange of height
Gene is the demon
Big Red has more experience
Me: The odds tell us that it could be a tie.
Nirvana: If so, this'll be the second tie in the history of Movie Central.
Me: My goodness, we gotta start this fight now.
Nirvana: Why's that?
Me: Look at what is going on down there.
(Gene is being held back by the rope boys, he has a devilish look to his face. Big Red is also being held back. The ref is between them, his whistle is ready to use if necessary.)
Nirvana: Now?
Me: Now
Round One
Gene runs toward Big Red and slams his fists into his stomach. Big Red only smiles back. He allows for fifty punches to be assembled on himself before he slaps Gene in the face. Gene falls to the floor of the ring stunned. Big Red walks over and kneeling down, he rubs his fist roughly on Gene's nose. Blood starts to flow from Gene's nose.
Gene gets up, and slams his fist into Big Red's face. Big Red falls to the floor, and Gene cascades punch after punch after punch onto his face. Suddenly Gene is seen flying through the air.
End of Round 1
Me: Now that was eventful
Nirvana: Gene flew twenty feet
Me: Twenty five
Nirvana: Big Red has my vote for this fight
Me: He's got mine too
Round 2
Gene runs and takes a tackling jump towards Big Red. Big Red sidesteps and Gene flys past him and through the ropes. He crashes to the concrete floor. Big Red climbs he ropes and takes a jump. He lands on Gene's stomach. Gene gets up quickly and savagely kicks Big Red in his gut. Big Red spits out a big wad of blood onto Gene's face. Gene screams.
Once Gene wipes his face clean of the blood he torpedoes over the ropes and tackles Big Red from behind. He has him in a choke hold. Big Red is gasping for breath. The ref runs forward and trys to break them up. Gene smacks the ref and continous his savage assault on Big Red.
End of Round 2
Me: Get the first aid kit
Nirvana: Gene has my vote now
Me: Oh my poor Big Red
Nirvana: He's such a loser
Me: He's not a loser
Ref: You alright Red?
Big Red: Yeah, just let me catch my breath
Ref: Gene Simmons, violation of rules, choking hazard.
Me: That's my boy
Round 3
Big Red bounds over and slams his fists into Gene's stomach. Gen falls to the canvas floor and spits out blood. Big Red starts slamming his fists into Gene's nose, ears, stomach and midsection. Gene screams are heard all over the place. Suddenly he taps out.
End of Round 3
Me: Well there you have it
Nirvana: Gene, what the hell
Me: He lost a fair fight
Nirvana: Until next time, good night all.
Interview
Microphone gal: What do you have to say to Gene after tonights fight?
Big Red: He'd better watch out, because I'm the man in this section of town
Gene: You want a rematch, you got it
Big Red: Bring it on old man
Gene: Who you calling old?
Microphone gal: So, a rematch is to be in the future?
Big Red: Yes
Gene: Enough with the talk, where the groupies?
End interview