Post by Punk19 on Mar 29, 2005 11:36:16 GMT -5
Me: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the fights channel were you will see a fighting fiesta of horror.
Madness: That's right Angela and here we go.........
Me: Coming out of the blue door is Ronald McDonald.
Bunch of booing
Madness: And just listen to those fans.
Me: Yes they seem to not want Ronald McDonald to fight or win.
Madness: Oh will you look at that a little boy just threw his popcorn at Ronald McDonald.
Me: Yes yes
Madness: And here comes the microphone Gal.....
Microphone gal: Ronald....Ronald what does it feel to be the most booed clown in the fight?
Ronald McDonald: Doesn't bother me.
Microphone gal: What about the fight? What do you think will happen?
Ronald McDonald: I think there will be much pain.
Madness: Yes
Me:Look at the ring.
Madness: Ronald McDonald has been running for awhile now.
Me: Yes
Madness: And look at what we have here....
Cheers
Me: Its Pennywise
Madness: He is walking out of the red door and oh look he just stuck out his middle finger at McDonald.
Me: Yes and here comes the Microphone gal.
Microphone gal: Pennywise what does it feel like to be a center of attention?
Pennywise: Great
Microphone gal: Do you have any words for Ronald McDonald?
Pennywise: Yes. Go crawl back in that restaurant because this is my territory.
Me: Pennywise and Ronald McDonald are now stretching out and exercising.
Madness: Yes and ooooo Ronald McDonald just split his pants.
Me: Here comes the ref.
Ref: Okay men lets have a good fight. The rules are there are no rules. Just fight.
Pennywise: Your dead.
Ronald McDonald: No I'm not
Me:Pennywise is undressing....
Clip of Pennywise taking his jacket off and giving it to his helper Chuckyfan101
Madness: And look at the face of young chuck1.
Me: Yes he looks scared.
Madness: They are circling now
Me: Yes and Ronald McDonald is circling with a stealthy gait.
Madness: Oh look Pennywise back stepped.
Me: Yes and it looks like he is re-stepping and now he's running. Ronald is in hot pursuit.
Madness: Oh Pennywise pulls his famous back flip and oooooooooo he just kicked Ronald down.
Me:Pennywisem pulled some nerves.
Madness: I still think he faked it.
Me: I don't.
Madness: Chuck1 looks so scared down there.
Me: Lets get the camera.
camera catches chuck1 giving Pennywise a towel. Pennywise is behind a curtain.
Madness: Look at the paleness of chuck1's face.
Me: Yes and look at the shaking of his hands.
The Bell Rings
Ronald and Pennywise are wrestling on the ground and Pennywise is poised for the attack. Ronald kicks Pennywise and we hear a scream. Then Pennywise gets up and grabbing Ronald throws him over his shoulder and Ronald hits the floor with a bang.
A bell rings. Pennywise walks back to his corner as Ronald is helped up by his helper CAF.
Madness: Yes, Pennywise really pulled the charts up when he spat at Ronalds shoes.
Me: Ohhh look Ronald just dodged a punch from Pennywise.
Madness: Ronald hit Pennywise!
Me: OMG Pennywise is stumbling about.
Madness: OOOOOOOOOO Ronald really smacked him that time.
Me: OOOOOOO OMG Pennywise just tripped.
Madness: Things are heating up down there.
Me: EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW Pennywise just pulled one on.
Madness: I'd hate to be down there.
Me: Yeah and Ronalds face was right there in front too.
Madness: I bet that stunk.
Me: Yeah and will you look at that ref.
Shows a picture of the ref shaking his head trying to stop laughing.
Me: We had to get the bomb squad out there and so far they have part of the arena cleared of Pennywise's surprise.
Madness: Mad laughter
Camera catches microphone gal talking to Pennywise
Microphone gal: Pennywise did you have that planned?
Pennywise: Yes, oh yeah I fart all the time. But I only fart in fights.
Microphone gal: What do you think chuckyfan101?
Chuckyfan101: Bri....bri.......bril.......brilient.
Madness: BOMB SQUAD......Mad laughter IT SHOULD BE FART SQUAD.
Microphone gal: Ronald how do you feel?
Ronald McDonald: mad muttering How do you think I feel bitch.
Microphone gal: CAF what do you think?
CAF: I think Penny......Ronald is gonna win.
Microphone gal: Why do you think that?
CAF: Ronald has the advantage.
Microphone gal: You do know its round 2 don't you?
CAF: Yeah so.
Microphone gal: And you know they can use anything including you?
CAF: What!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the background we here the bomb squad aka fart squad yelling "done" and Chuck1 screaming what!!!!!!
Madness:As the microphone gal just said we will allow anything in this round.
Me: Lets get the camera.
Shows a big picture of the arena. Cannons, guns, balloons, cars, ball bats, etc paint the picture. Pennywise is rubbing his hands together in a happy matter.Ronald McDonald looks about uneasily. Ref is in the middle of the ring with a horn. He is about to press the trigger to set the 2 round on.
Me: Lets watch the show.
Madness: Yes
The ref blows the horn and Pennywise runs out into the arena. Ronald McDonald slowly walks in the arena. Pennywise grabbs a ball bat and Ronald McDonald grabs a gun.
Madness: Yes it seems to me Ronald is tiring.
Me: He isn't tired! He's scared!
Madness:What ever!
Me: You guys can watch the fight as we 2 fight.
Pennywise is walking slowly towards Ronald with the bat and Ronald is backing away from him. Pennywise seems to be poised for the attack and so is Ronald.
CAF looks like he is about to get sick with fright. So does Chuck1. Chuck1 is slowly sulking out of the arena towards the door Pennywise came from. CAF is just standing in the same place he was but there is a big puddle where he is standing.
Pennywise races foward and raising the bat hits Ronald in the exclusive spot. Ronald falls down clutching his spot and Pennywise starts kicking him in the ribs.
In the background you can here Madness and Me fighting about who is more scared. I'm dressed in a tank top shirt and very short shorts. Madness is dressed in a suit but the tie is purple and red.
Pennywise races backward after chuck1. Chuck1 races away. Pennywise grabs his shoulders and wheeling about throws him back to his corner.
Ronald at that time is getting up. He is now running towards Pennywise and miraculously clings to his back. Pennywise throws him back and stomps Ronald's exclusive spot.
We see much blood in the arena now. Mostly from Ronald. Pennywise has a few small scrapes and cuts on his face.
Me: Pennywise and Ronald McDonald are still at it.
Madness: Yes and my jaw still hurts.
Me: Next time don't call me a bitch.
Madness: If I have to go through this.........
Pennywise is rolling a ball bat around in his hands and Ronald McDonald is still clutching his spot. You can hear his moans from the speaker.
Pennywise walks forward. He doesn't have one but two ball bats now. He looks like he is enjoying this. The smile on his face is spreading.
CAF seeing the danger of the situation races forward and brandishing1 a whip stands guard of Ronald. Ronald looks up worridly and looks like he is about to get up when Pennywise runs forward.
CAF using the whip is somehow keeping Pennywise away. Pennywise circles around CAF but CAF also circles showing the whip.
Chuckyfan101 watches the fight and sees his chance to escape. Running as fast as he can he stumbles over a fire hose and attracts the attention of Pennywise.
Pennywise roars and Chuckyfan101 races away again to be caught but this time he is in trouble.
Pennywise grabbing chuck1's pants ties him to a hook and runs back to the whip holding CAF. Roaring he pushes or bites his way through him and picks Ronald up. He uses the 'spin and throw maneuver' and throws Ronald half way across the room.
Chuck1 starts to get up but is pushed back down by Pennywise. Ronald slowly raises his head up and during this Pennywise spits at him. The spit hits his eyes and he screams.
Madness and I can be heard over the speaker arguing about who will win and who will not win. Madness is now holding a bag of ice on his face and is holding a small cotton gauze.
Meanwhile Pennywise pulls Ronald up and lifting him up over his head begins to circle. He circles for a few minutes then throws Ronald at CAF. They inpact and go down.
Then Ronald begins to shake. Blood is everywhere. Chuck1 is bleeding on his head and his arms and legs. CAF is bleeding on his back and the top of his head is busted wide open. Pennywise is bleeding in the places where he was whipped by CAF.
Microphone gal: Pennywise you won the fight.What will you do for celebration?
Pennywise: You see that girl/woman up there?
Microphone gal: Angela?!
Pennywise: Yep
Microphone gal: What about her?
Pennywise: I'm gonna have her for tonight.
Me: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Madness: silent for once
Microphone gal: Your going to what?
Pennywise: I'm going to have sweet sweet love with her. Duh!
Me: Screams
Madness: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!
Microphone gal: Okay.
Madness: That's right Angela and here we go.........
Me: Coming out of the blue door is Ronald McDonald.
Bunch of booing
Madness: And just listen to those fans.
Me: Yes they seem to not want Ronald McDonald to fight or win.
Madness: Oh will you look at that a little boy just threw his popcorn at Ronald McDonald.
Me: Yes yes
Madness: And here comes the microphone Gal.....
Microphone gal: Ronald....Ronald what does it feel to be the most booed clown in the fight?
Ronald McDonald: Doesn't bother me.
Microphone gal: What about the fight? What do you think will happen?
Ronald McDonald: I think there will be much pain.
Madness: Yes
Me:Look at the ring.
Madness: Ronald McDonald has been running for awhile now.
Me: Yes
Madness: And look at what we have here....
Cheers
Me: Its Pennywise
Madness: He is walking out of the red door and oh look he just stuck out his middle finger at McDonald.
Me: Yes and here comes the Microphone gal.
Microphone gal: Pennywise what does it feel like to be a center of attention?
Pennywise: Great
Microphone gal: Do you have any words for Ronald McDonald?
Pennywise: Yes. Go crawl back in that restaurant because this is my territory.
Me: Pennywise and Ronald McDonald are now stretching out and exercising.
Madness: Yes and ooooo Ronald McDonald just split his pants.
Me: Here comes the ref.
Ref: Okay men lets have a good fight. The rules are there are no rules. Just fight.
Pennywise: Your dead.
Ronald McDonald: No I'm not
Me:Pennywise is undressing....
Clip of Pennywise taking his jacket off and giving it to his helper Chuckyfan101
Madness: And look at the face of young chuck1.
Me: Yes he looks scared.
Madness: They are circling now
Me: Yes and Ronald McDonald is circling with a stealthy gait.
Madness: Oh look Pennywise back stepped.
Me: Yes and it looks like he is re-stepping and now he's running. Ronald is in hot pursuit.
Madness: Oh Pennywise pulls his famous back flip and oooooooooo he just kicked Ronald down.
Me:Pennywisem pulled some nerves.
Madness: I still think he faked it.
Me: I don't.
Madness: Chuck1 looks so scared down there.
Me: Lets get the camera.
camera catches chuck1 giving Pennywise a towel. Pennywise is behind a curtain.
Madness: Look at the paleness of chuck1's face.
Me: Yes and look at the shaking of his hands.
The Bell Rings
Ronald and Pennywise are wrestling on the ground and Pennywise is poised for the attack. Ronald kicks Pennywise and we hear a scream. Then Pennywise gets up and grabbing Ronald throws him over his shoulder and Ronald hits the floor with a bang.
A bell rings. Pennywise walks back to his corner as Ronald is helped up by his helper CAF.
Madness: Yes, Pennywise really pulled the charts up when he spat at Ronalds shoes.
Me: Ohhh look Ronald just dodged a punch from Pennywise.
Madness: Ronald hit Pennywise!
Me: OMG Pennywise is stumbling about.
Madness: OOOOOOOOOO Ronald really smacked him that time.
Me: OOOOOOO OMG Pennywise just tripped.
Madness: Things are heating up down there.
Me: EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW Pennywise just pulled one on.
Madness: I'd hate to be down there.
Me: Yeah and Ronalds face was right there in front too.
Madness: I bet that stunk.
Me: Yeah and will you look at that ref.
Shows a picture of the ref shaking his head trying to stop laughing.
Me: We had to get the bomb squad out there and so far they have part of the arena cleared of Pennywise's surprise.
Madness: Mad laughter
Camera catches microphone gal talking to Pennywise
Microphone gal: Pennywise did you have that planned?
Pennywise: Yes, oh yeah I fart all the time. But I only fart in fights.
Microphone gal: What do you think chuckyfan101?
Chuckyfan101: Bri....bri.......bril.......brilient.
Madness: BOMB SQUAD......Mad laughter IT SHOULD BE FART SQUAD.
Microphone gal: Ronald how do you feel?
Ronald McDonald: mad muttering How do you think I feel bitch.
Microphone gal: CAF what do you think?
CAF: I think Penny......Ronald is gonna win.
Microphone gal: Why do you think that?
CAF: Ronald has the advantage.
Microphone gal: You do know its round 2 don't you?
CAF: Yeah so.
Microphone gal: And you know they can use anything including you?
CAF: What!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the background we here the bomb squad aka fart squad yelling "done" and Chuck1 screaming what!!!!!!
Madness:As the microphone gal just said we will allow anything in this round.
Me: Lets get the camera.
Shows a big picture of the arena. Cannons, guns, balloons, cars, ball bats, etc paint the picture. Pennywise is rubbing his hands together in a happy matter.Ronald McDonald looks about uneasily. Ref is in the middle of the ring with a horn. He is about to press the trigger to set the 2 round on.
Me: Lets watch the show.
Madness: Yes
The ref blows the horn and Pennywise runs out into the arena. Ronald McDonald slowly walks in the arena. Pennywise grabbs a ball bat and Ronald McDonald grabs a gun.
Madness: Yes it seems to me Ronald is tiring.
Me: He isn't tired! He's scared!
Madness:What ever!
Me: You guys can watch the fight as we 2 fight.
Pennywise is walking slowly towards Ronald with the bat and Ronald is backing away from him. Pennywise seems to be poised for the attack and so is Ronald.
CAF looks like he is about to get sick with fright. So does Chuck1. Chuck1 is slowly sulking out of the arena towards the door Pennywise came from. CAF is just standing in the same place he was but there is a big puddle where he is standing.
Pennywise races foward and raising the bat hits Ronald in the exclusive spot. Ronald falls down clutching his spot and Pennywise starts kicking him in the ribs.
In the background you can here Madness and Me fighting about who is more scared. I'm dressed in a tank top shirt and very short shorts. Madness is dressed in a suit but the tie is purple and red.
Pennywise races backward after chuck1. Chuck1 races away. Pennywise grabs his shoulders and wheeling about throws him back to his corner.
Ronald at that time is getting up. He is now running towards Pennywise and miraculously clings to his back. Pennywise throws him back and stomps Ronald's exclusive spot.
We see much blood in the arena now. Mostly from Ronald. Pennywise has a few small scrapes and cuts on his face.
Me: Pennywise and Ronald McDonald are still at it.
Madness: Yes and my jaw still hurts.
Me: Next time don't call me a bitch.
Madness: If I have to go through this.........
Pennywise is rolling a ball bat around in his hands and Ronald McDonald is still clutching his spot. You can hear his moans from the speaker.
Pennywise walks forward. He doesn't have one but two ball bats now. He looks like he is enjoying this. The smile on his face is spreading.
CAF seeing the danger of the situation races forward and brandishing1 a whip stands guard of Ronald. Ronald looks up worridly and looks like he is about to get up when Pennywise runs forward.
CAF using the whip is somehow keeping Pennywise away. Pennywise circles around CAF but CAF also circles showing the whip.
Chuckyfan101 watches the fight and sees his chance to escape. Running as fast as he can he stumbles over a fire hose and attracts the attention of Pennywise.
Pennywise roars and Chuckyfan101 races away again to be caught but this time he is in trouble.
Pennywise grabbing chuck1's pants ties him to a hook and runs back to the whip holding CAF. Roaring he pushes or bites his way through him and picks Ronald up. He uses the 'spin and throw maneuver' and throws Ronald half way across the room.
Chuck1 starts to get up but is pushed back down by Pennywise. Ronald slowly raises his head up and during this Pennywise spits at him. The spit hits his eyes and he screams.
Madness and I can be heard over the speaker arguing about who will win and who will not win. Madness is now holding a bag of ice on his face and is holding a small cotton gauze.
Meanwhile Pennywise pulls Ronald up and lifting him up over his head begins to circle. He circles for a few minutes then throws Ronald at CAF. They inpact and go down.
Then Ronald begins to shake. Blood is everywhere. Chuck1 is bleeding on his head and his arms and legs. CAF is bleeding on his back and the top of his head is busted wide open. Pennywise is bleeding in the places where he was whipped by CAF.
Microphone gal: Pennywise you won the fight.What will you do for celebration?
Pennywise: You see that girl/woman up there?
Microphone gal: Angela?!
Pennywise: Yep
Microphone gal: What about her?
Pennywise: I'm gonna have her for tonight.
Me: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Madness: silent for once
Microphone gal: Your going to what?
Pennywise: I'm going to have sweet sweet love with her. Duh!
Me: Screams
Madness: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!
Microphone gal: Okay.