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Post by thorn on Dec 29, 2006 11:48:17 GMT -5
Well the funniest thing that happened this year was when I lost my glasses it IS SO FUNNY! Well one day I slept in my parents didn't even know I was still sleeping. When I woke up it was noon. I watched a little tv then I gotten bored out of my mind so I went outside and I played ding dong ditch but I wouldn't hide in a ditch I would get on my bike and ride off. This old that I ding dong ditched said "Hey kid GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!" I said "Awe shit!" so I went as fast as I could on my bike. The old man called 911 then a cop came after me then the cop stopped me and said "Kid, what da fuck are you doing?" I said "I'm playing ding dong ditch." the cop said "Whats your name?" I said "My name is Freddy Krueger." he said "Yeah right. Aren't you schapose to be in schhol?" I said "My school blew up I'm the only surviver." the cop said "That's total bull shit kid. Your school didn't blow up. Were do you live?" I said "Elm Street" then the cop said 'I'm not fucking stupid! THERE'S NO FUCKING ELM STREET!" Then the cop said "Kid just go home!" I said "Ok." so I was riding on my bike I wasn't paying attention were I was going then I ran into a mail box and I broke my glasses and my bike I was far away from my house so I had to walk. What was the funniest thing that happened to you?
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Post by thorn on Jan 3, 2007 18:48:46 GMT -5
I know it is funny. I got a lot more funny stories that happened this year. What was the funniest thing that happened to you?
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Post by jasonzson on Jan 16, 2007 2:31:59 GMT -5
But... every town has an elm street!
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Post by thorn on May 2, 2007 23:59:52 GMT -5
But... every town has an elm street! Maybe that cop is stupid or something. It was quiet the experience
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Post by Ryan on May 20, 2007 17:00:23 GMT -5
no everytown has a springfield actually! and lol my friend tried to jump a massive bush and free fall like 10ft and tripped as he jumped and he is like 13 stone and just rolled like a barrel lol
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