Post by thorn on Jan 7, 2006 14:49:47 GMT -5
Freddy VS. Jason VS. Michael Myers VS. Tony Hawk
Written by Thorn
Based on characters created by John Carpenter, Debra Hill, Wes Craven, And who ever created Jason
The opening credits start at a PSP and a guy is playing Tony Hawk's underground 2 remix and Freddy's head is on Tony's head and the Tony in the game looks at the player and the game Tony comes out of the game and kills the player and the game Tony is Freddy Krueger and Freddy says" Ha Damn kids play these god damn games all day wait who is this skate boarder? Freddy looks at the PSP and he says" I must find Tony Hawk and kill him! Freddy snaps his figures and Freddy is gone. Jason walks and he is dancing like a friggan loser and a brick falls on his head and a note is on the brick and the note says" KILL TONY HAWK! Jason says" OK then I guess I can kill Tony's ass. Jason runs Michael follows him. Mean time Tony Hawk is doing the voice over in his new video game and then Freddy comes in and yells" IT"S FREDDY! Tony says" Why the hell are you here? Freddy says" Tony I am your father! Tony says" No! You can't be! Freddy gets out a red light saber and says" Join me! Tony gets out a blue light saber and he says" NEVER! They fight. Jason brakes threw the brick wall and says" Hello Freddy! Freddy says" Fuck off Jason! Jason gets out a green light saber and Michael comes and flips them off. Michael walks off. Freddy says" What a bastard! Michael throws a butcher knife at Freddy's eye Freddy yells" Mother! Freddy's mother appears and says" What is it Freddy? Freddy yells" Not you! Freddy's mom yells" You suck! Freddy flips her off Freddy's mom gets out a light saber and fight Freddy. Freddy kills her. Tony yells" Hold it! I have do this friggan video game and I can't stand any more of this so can all you serial killers get out of here. Jason yells" SHUT UP! Tony says" OK. A shark comes behind Jason and trys to eat him Jason cuts the shark's head off Jason says" What a gay shark. The ghost buster brake threw the window and they yell" Ghost busters! They yell" Ah! A ghost I think it's Freddy! Freddy yells" I am Freddy! They fire at Freddy. Freddy says" What DA heck? Freddy yells" Come a hom a ha! And Freddy fires them. Freddy kills them. Tony yells" Who am I gonna call now? Not the ghost busters. Freddy grabs Jason's head and Pumpkin head brakes threw the brick wall and says" Jason! Jason kicks Freddy's balls. Pumpkin head gets out his double red light saber and he says" You don't know what happened to your father! I AM YOUR FATHER! Jason yells" No! Jason cuts Pumpkin head's head off. Freddy kills Jason Beavis and Butt-head say" Wow that was cool! Michael kills Freddy Tony says" What a wired day. Michael holds up his knife and looks at Tony. Tony says" Michael why are you looking at me like that? Michael walks to Tony. The screen turns black Tony screams. The Halloween theme plays and the end credits start.
The End
Written by Thorn
Based on characters created by John Carpenter, Debra Hill, Wes Craven, And who ever created Jason
The opening credits start at a PSP and a guy is playing Tony Hawk's underground 2 remix and Freddy's head is on Tony's head and the Tony in the game looks at the player and the game Tony comes out of the game and kills the player and the game Tony is Freddy Krueger and Freddy says" Ha Damn kids play these god damn games all day wait who is this skate boarder? Freddy looks at the PSP and he says" I must find Tony Hawk and kill him! Freddy snaps his figures and Freddy is gone. Jason walks and he is dancing like a friggan loser and a brick falls on his head and a note is on the brick and the note says" KILL TONY HAWK! Jason says" OK then I guess I can kill Tony's ass. Jason runs Michael follows him. Mean time Tony Hawk is doing the voice over in his new video game and then Freddy comes in and yells" IT"S FREDDY! Tony says" Why the hell are you here? Freddy says" Tony I am your father! Tony says" No! You can't be! Freddy gets out a red light saber and says" Join me! Tony gets out a blue light saber and he says" NEVER! They fight. Jason brakes threw the brick wall and says" Hello Freddy! Freddy says" Fuck off Jason! Jason gets out a green light saber and Michael comes and flips them off. Michael walks off. Freddy says" What a bastard! Michael throws a butcher knife at Freddy's eye Freddy yells" Mother! Freddy's mother appears and says" What is it Freddy? Freddy yells" Not you! Freddy's mom yells" You suck! Freddy flips her off Freddy's mom gets out a light saber and fight Freddy. Freddy kills her. Tony yells" Hold it! I have do this friggan video game and I can't stand any more of this so can all you serial killers get out of here. Jason yells" SHUT UP! Tony says" OK. A shark comes behind Jason and trys to eat him Jason cuts the shark's head off Jason says" What a gay shark. The ghost buster brake threw the window and they yell" Ghost busters! They yell" Ah! A ghost I think it's Freddy! Freddy yells" I am Freddy! They fire at Freddy. Freddy says" What DA heck? Freddy yells" Come a hom a ha! And Freddy fires them. Freddy kills them. Tony yells" Who am I gonna call now? Not the ghost busters. Freddy grabs Jason's head and Pumpkin head brakes threw the brick wall and says" Jason! Jason kicks Freddy's balls. Pumpkin head gets out his double red light saber and he says" You don't know what happened to your father! I AM YOUR FATHER! Jason yells" No! Jason cuts Pumpkin head's head off. Freddy kills Jason Beavis and Butt-head say" Wow that was cool! Michael kills Freddy Tony says" What a wired day. Michael holds up his knife and looks at Tony. Tony says" Michael why are you looking at me like that? Michael walks to Tony. The screen turns black Tony screams. The Halloween theme plays and the end credits start.
The End