Post by thorn on Jan 7, 2006 22:52:53 GMT -5
Tony Hawk: The war
Written by Thorn
Tony Hawk is watching Daisy Does America and Tony says" This show sucks! Tony changes the channel and a commercial is on and the commercial says" Hey! Yes you! If your name is Tony Hawk then I clime a war! Yes a war! And I have team that wants your blood! You have to get a team before me and my team come over there and kill you! Got it! You have 7 days! Owe yeah this isn't just another skate war! This is a half skate war and weapon war! So you better be prepared! Or else! If you lose. I will take over the world and everything! In 7 days meet me at The skate park! See you and your team in 7 days! His TV turns off. Tony says" I gotta get some guns and a team! Tony gets in his car and he drives to the stars from hit video game "Tony Hawk's Underground 2" and he is at Wee Man's house and Wee Man says" Hello Tony what is it? Tony says" Some weird guy wants war on me and he said that I have to have a team and weapons before 7 days!. Wee Man says" Hey I have the rest of the gang here at my house and we are watching some movie. Tony says" What movie? Wee Man says" The Ring 2 it's a really gay movie. Tony says" I seen that piece of crap. Can I come in? Wee Man says" Sure! Tony comes in and Wee Man says" Hey everyone. Tony Hawk has weird news. The gang says" Is it another video game! Tony says" No. Some guy wants war on us and he said I have to have a team and weapons before 7 days and he said if I lose he will take over the world and everything! The gang says" Well lets get ready! They run out the house. The guy that was on Tony's TV is a guy named Terminator Drake. Drake is at his hide out with his team and one of his team mates Killer [dressed up in a cow suite.] says" Hey Drake did you tell Tony? Drake says" Yes I did. 00Kill says" I can't wait to see him die! Drake says" He will in 7 days! They all loaf like Dr. Evil from Austin Powers. Meantime Tony and the gang are at a gun store and Tony sees really good guns Tony says" Hey guys are gun problem is solved. Wee Man says" Wait will we need swords, axes, and those stuff. Tony says" We can look at another store for those stuff. They all bye the stuff and they drive to a store and they bye swords, knives, chainsaws,and stuff.
7 days later.
Tony and the gang are at geyser park Drake yells" Hello Tony! Your 7 days are up! Where's your team?! Tony says" I have a team. Drake yells" Well where are they then!? Tony's team yells here is his team! Drake and his team get out there weapons and Tony and his team get out there weapons they fight. Tony gets in a go cart and Drake does also and Drake chases Tony. Tony drives off the track and Drake follows him. Wee Man yells" Tony! Wait for me! Ah crap! Killer has a gun and Wee Man kills Killer. Tony and Drake are at the a tall cliff Drake fires a grenade at Tony. Tony grabs it and throws it the grenade blows up and the cliff brakes. Drake yells" Owe my god! Tony is holding on to the cliff and Drake pulls on Tony's leg Tony gets out light saber and cuts his arm off and Drake falls in the ocean and a shark eats him. Tony climbs back up and he drives back. Tony is back. Tony says" Hey where is everyone? The gang says" The war is over now so we all can go home and watch TV. Tony says" I am up with that. They walk off. Killer gets up and he roars.
The End.
Written by Thorn
Tony Hawk is watching Daisy Does America and Tony says" This show sucks! Tony changes the channel and a commercial is on and the commercial says" Hey! Yes you! If your name is Tony Hawk then I clime a war! Yes a war! And I have team that wants your blood! You have to get a team before me and my team come over there and kill you! Got it! You have 7 days! Owe yeah this isn't just another skate war! This is a half skate war and weapon war! So you better be prepared! Or else! If you lose. I will take over the world and everything! In 7 days meet me at The skate park! See you and your team in 7 days! His TV turns off. Tony says" I gotta get some guns and a team! Tony gets in his car and he drives to the stars from hit video game "Tony Hawk's Underground 2" and he is at Wee Man's house and Wee Man says" Hello Tony what is it? Tony says" Some weird guy wants war on me and he said that I have to have a team and weapons before 7 days!. Wee Man says" Hey I have the rest of the gang here at my house and we are watching some movie. Tony says" What movie? Wee Man says" The Ring 2 it's a really gay movie. Tony says" I seen that piece of crap. Can I come in? Wee Man says" Sure! Tony comes in and Wee Man says" Hey everyone. Tony Hawk has weird news. The gang says" Is it another video game! Tony says" No. Some guy wants war on us and he said I have to have a team and weapons before 7 days and he said if I lose he will take over the world and everything! The gang says" Well lets get ready! They run out the house. The guy that was on Tony's TV is a guy named Terminator Drake. Drake is at his hide out with his team and one of his team mates Killer [dressed up in a cow suite.] says" Hey Drake did you tell Tony? Drake says" Yes I did. 00Kill says" I can't wait to see him die! Drake says" He will in 7 days! They all loaf like Dr. Evil from Austin Powers. Meantime Tony and the gang are at a gun store and Tony sees really good guns Tony says" Hey guys are gun problem is solved. Wee Man says" Wait will we need swords, axes, and those stuff. Tony says" We can look at another store for those stuff. They all bye the stuff and they drive to a store and they bye swords, knives, chainsaws,and stuff.
7 days later.
Tony and the gang are at geyser park Drake yells" Hello Tony! Your 7 days are up! Where's your team?! Tony says" I have a team. Drake yells" Well where are they then!? Tony's team yells here is his team! Drake and his team get out there weapons and Tony and his team get out there weapons they fight. Tony gets in a go cart and Drake does also and Drake chases Tony. Tony drives off the track and Drake follows him. Wee Man yells" Tony! Wait for me! Ah crap! Killer has a gun and Wee Man kills Killer. Tony and Drake are at the a tall cliff Drake fires a grenade at Tony. Tony grabs it and throws it the grenade blows up and the cliff brakes. Drake yells" Owe my god! Tony is holding on to the cliff and Drake pulls on Tony's leg Tony gets out light saber and cuts his arm off and Drake falls in the ocean and a shark eats him. Tony climbs back up and he drives back. Tony is back. Tony says" Hey where is everyone? The gang says" The war is over now so we all can go home and watch TV. Tony says" I am up with that. They walk off. Killer gets up and he roars.
The End.