Post by Captain Divvy on Mar 29, 2005 18:15:15 GMT -5
me:
good eveining ladies and gents. Im Divvy and ringside with me tonite is the one and only legend......BOB.
Steve Dave:
It's steve but it's okay it's your first mistake ill let it past.
Me:
Thanks babs, i wont make the same mistake twice vic.
Stev Dave:
i give up.
Me:
tonites match is a NO HOLDS BARS and consits of two newbies making ther daybew match. The first newbie is DISCO MAN. a 1970's throw back. He actually thniks he is the disco king and uses disco dancing like moves to fight. He is a tricky combatent, but will his disco dancing stop himself?
Steve Dave:
Well div the second combatent is FARMER BIRLING. straight from the manour patch. This crazy guy uses a deadly combo against his oponents. But will his craziness stop him? we'll have to wait.
Me:
this is so exciting the crowd are going wild.
Crowd.
* one person talking*
this is crap for idiots and stoners booooo
* person gets shot by unknown sniper*
Me:
*hiding sniper rifle under table*
Announcer:
first contendor all the way from the disco tech from down the road........
DISCO MAN
Disco man:
Disco man gonna kick you can
Announcer:
the second contendor is from a farm in devon, we found him in a pile of manour, FAMER BIRLING.
Famer Birling:
OH ARGH, where be my new combineharvester?
* match bell goes.*
Me:
Farmer birling goes running in but disco man counters a almost dancing eyepoke that he's proclaiming to be " boogie nights". But birling is taking NO crap. He comes back with his deadly combine harvester combo. No way is disco man coming out of this with out some kind of concusuion. What do you think veronica?
Steve dave:
ITS Steve DAve. Ahem. Well disco man does seem preety screwed but birling is getting slower and tired. But oh no birling has stopped. Disco man is doing pelvic thrusts to birlings head . He's becoming a mighty big mess.
Me:
true true, but birling has quickley grabbed his pitch fork and stabbed it in disco mans afro. He now seems to he twisting the fork and making the afro.......well straight hair. But it seems to work disco man is on the floor distorted. This is farmer birlings chance to win........this is intense daisy.
Steve Dave: THE NAMES STEVE DAVE!!! Birling has made a cocky pin the refs counting.........1............but no a turn of events a pile of manour has suddenly been dropped on birling leaving him uncouncious.
Me:
oh my god disco man has seen this and taking it to make his final move. With a pin. the refs counting. 1..........2.........3 and its over betty. Disco man has won
good eveining ladies and gents. Im Divvy and ringside with me tonite is the one and only legend......BOB.
Steve Dave:
It's steve but it's okay it's your first mistake ill let it past.
Me:
Thanks babs, i wont make the same mistake twice vic.
Stev Dave:
i give up.
Me:
tonites match is a NO HOLDS BARS and consits of two newbies making ther daybew match. The first newbie is DISCO MAN. a 1970's throw back. He actually thniks he is the disco king and uses disco dancing like moves to fight. He is a tricky combatent, but will his disco dancing stop himself?
Steve Dave:
Well div the second combatent is FARMER BIRLING. straight from the manour patch. This crazy guy uses a deadly combo against his oponents. But will his craziness stop him? we'll have to wait.
Me:
this is so exciting the crowd are going wild.
Crowd.
* one person talking*
this is crap for idiots and stoners booooo
* person gets shot by unknown sniper*
Me:
*hiding sniper rifle under table*
Announcer:
first contendor all the way from the disco tech from down the road........
DISCO MAN
Disco man:
Disco man gonna kick you can
Announcer:
the second contendor is from a farm in devon, we found him in a pile of manour, FAMER BIRLING.
Famer Birling:
OH ARGH, where be my new combineharvester?
* match bell goes.*
Me:
Farmer birling goes running in but disco man counters a almost dancing eyepoke that he's proclaiming to be " boogie nights". But birling is taking NO crap. He comes back with his deadly combine harvester combo. No way is disco man coming out of this with out some kind of concusuion. What do you think veronica?
Steve dave:
ITS Steve DAve. Ahem. Well disco man does seem preety screwed but birling is getting slower and tired. But oh no birling has stopped. Disco man is doing pelvic thrusts to birlings head . He's becoming a mighty big mess.
Me:
true true, but birling has quickley grabbed his pitch fork and stabbed it in disco mans afro. He now seems to he twisting the fork and making the afro.......well straight hair. But it seems to work disco man is on the floor distorted. This is farmer birlings chance to win........this is intense daisy.
Steve Dave: THE NAMES STEVE DAVE!!! Birling has made a cocky pin the refs counting.........1............but no a turn of events a pile of manour has suddenly been dropped on birling leaving him uncouncious.
Me:
oh my god disco man has seen this and taking it to make his final move. With a pin. the refs counting. 1..........2.........3 and its over betty. Disco man has won